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“If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.”

Jun 7, 2018, 22 tweets

1 - Who is Elon Musk?

2 - Entrepreneur, CEO, inventor? Inverted Priest?

3 - Dressed as a priest with new girlfriend, pop star, “Grimes”. Grimes lookin’ like the bride of Dracula.

4 - Does “Grimes” always look creepy? I dunno, you tell me.

5 - But Elon is a family man, his mother would never approve of Grimes, right?

6 - We’ll, here is Maye Musk, Elon’s mommy. She is 70 years old, a model, and a ... “dietician”. Yeah, sure she is...

7 - What kind of diet are we talking about here?

8 - So much symbolism.

9 - The resemblance is uncanny...Zulu and Maye peas in a pod.

10 - A little pet shaming.

11 - What’s the “inventor” behind PayPal, Tesla, and SpaceX doing these days? Well, Wikipedia says Neuralink...

12 - What Neuralink into? Brain-computer interface implants. Yup.

13 - Here’ the WSJ talkin’ about A.I. Brain implants from Neuralink and Elon.

14 - In 2017, Neuralink filed permits for “machine shop and animal testing lab” with a “clean room” and an “operating room”. Just sayin’.

15 - But you know what really gets the old noggin joggin? Not the space company, not the electric car co., not the solar co., not the A.I. co, or the company that puts A.I. in your brain. It’s the 💥TUNNELING💥 company.

16 - The Boring Company. Nice suggestive name. Must be nothing to see here. Just a privately owned tunnel company.

17 - The tunnels are for “Virgin” Hyperloop One. That’s right, Richard Branson in the house!

18 - So..., how does The Boring Company make these amazing tunnels?

19 - According to Elon (at 16:16min.) they make their own 💥CONCRETE💥. @SolAdentro @ElemiFuentes #CEMEX #qanon

20 - Dont worry! You can buy your own Elon Musk concrete bricks. #CEMEX #qanon

21 - At 18:30 we find that Elon ordered the team to build him a Pyramid and a Temple of Horus! #qanon #cemex

22 - Who doesn’t want a temple to H*rus in their backyard?

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