Shem Horne Profile picture
An "Ancient Russianbot" Theorist

Jun 14, 2018, 70 tweets

I'm just gonna skip straight to this part

They were using their FBI phones and able to be tracked that way because they were trying to hide their affair lol. Dummies.

These are all my instant reactions while I'm in the process of reading, but Lisa Page saying "he simply cannot be President" about Trump is freaking unreal.

Trump makes an obvious joke on a debate stage (R)
FBI Agent heavily involved in Clinton/Trump investigations (L) says "This man cannot be president"

March 3rd. 2016 @The_War_Economy

A lot of these text messages have probably been gone over before, I'm not sure which are new or not, but lol I hate this woman

I'm scared of Trump winning, says the woman investigating him

Here's the article…

Can't let the racist demagogue win, the media is garbage

Wow this article that Page made sure to forward her lover talks a lot about people HOPING for " some dramatic change in our politics and governance"

Maybe a CROSSFIRE HURRICANE like event? I hate these people.

That entire article is really extreme anti Trump propaganda, the worst of the worst, racist this, trade war devestated world that, wow. Back to the IG report but anyone questioning where her head at should take a look at that NYT peice

November 7th, a day before the election, Strzok has upped it from scared to effing terrified.

weird that I can't find that article, movin on.

woops, let's go back 4 days, Lisa Page is scared for the FBI itself if Trump wins. If someone was going to destroy your job and institution you love what would you do?

Remember, per the NYT article, Crossfire Hurricane was up and running for 3 months at that point

She should have bought the Art of the Deal instead because that's way more relevant to the political reality in this country than Watergate is.

Strzok told the OIG that being absolutely EFFING TERRIFIED of a Trump Presidency had no impact on his job as an investigator of Trump 😂😂😂

"I'm afraid for my life sir but my job says I must treat the man haunting my every waking moment as if he was a random Joe" sure thing bud

Lisa Page: "This man simply cannot be President"
also Lisa Page: "Those are my opinions and had no impact on my investigation of his opponent or himself"


Don't have affairs, unless you are plotting a coup from inside the FBI, in which case, I encourage it, dummies.

Great point, many of these were sent after the Clinton email investigation, and if you haven't already figured it out, I don't care all that much about that part of this. I want the anti Trump coup part, and that's what these (and the next IG report) cover

Lisa Page: "I guess I didn't feel like I was doing anything wrong. I'm an American"

Maybe technically, but no real American would EVER think to put their finger on the scale of our voting system itself, the very foundation of our government and our values, you absolute monster

Strzok: "Politics played no role in my decisions"
Page: "Politics played no role in my decisions"


Page: "One more thing, she might be our next President"
Strzok: "Agreed...."

"Both Page and Strzok told the OIG that these messages did not reflect that the FBI took into account the likelihood that former Secretary Clinton would be President"

uh what

"One more thing: she might be our next President"

Lying to the FBI is a crime people lol

Clinton "Just has to win"
Trump "simply cannot be President"

Lisa Page: "Politics had no impact on my decision making"

I really hate these people

Oh this is fun, while watching the DNC Convention the lovebirds texted eachother about how they needed to get the memo clearing Hillary and the entire thing done because they were worried about her losing!

These people are members of the Resistance and this is freaking blatant

When asked about his July 26th, 2016 text about needing to finish the memo and whether he was worried about Trump winning, he replied "No, not at all" (L)

July 21st, 2016 Strzok: "Trump is a diaster.I have no idea how destabilizing his Presidency would be."


Page says she has no idea what memo Strzok could have been referring to, while watching the DNC convention and lamenting about Hillary having to win. Sure thing. Could have been any memo lol. Wow. There's no way they are getting out of this

this is the good stuff :)

lol I had to delete that last entry because apparently Strzok is the teenage girl here:

"This feels momentous"
"this matters"
"this MATTERS"
"So super glad to be on this voyage with you"

Strzok is later seen EFFING TERRIFIED at the prospects of a Trump presidency. 🤔

Strzok claimed his actions taken would have been the same with another campaign, but they weren't, because there was another campaign they cleared well in advance of the election and didn't try to set up with foreign spy agencies

"I can protect our country at many levels"


That text was from August 6th and I thought it was odd the way the OIG report phrased the article. They say the article is in the New York Times and talks about Trump Enablers in the GOP that have to oppose Trump, but the headline screams something else.

Yeah SORRY OIG Horowitz but this is the main part of the article Page was trying to show Strzok. OMG what the hell. Read the articles she sends to her lover and you can see how extreme her views are. This is as bad as it gets.

Again, while talking exactly about Trump, Strzok says that he didn't think she was meaning Trump was the menace. Because he is lying and this is all a bunch of lies except for his own words from the time he texted them.

"3 days after sending Strzok an article about how Trump can never become President and how revolution is in order or you are complicit, she texts him"

"Trump's not ever going to become president, right? Right?!"

Strzok responded, "No. No he's not. We'll stop it"


I know this was leaked way earlier but I was waiting to read this myself. That's it. I mean that's literally the end of the game. That's the end. If those two don't go to prison for sedition there will be an actual revolution in this country not the pretend one they talked about

Strzok said he didn't remember it, but never meant he would do something to impact the investigation.

"{Trump's} not ever going to become president, right? Right?!"
"No. No he's not. We'll stop it"

RIGHT!! I hope you are singing really well right now Strzok. Prison awaits

Now THIS is where that New York Times "Crossfire Hurricane" article comes raging back in. Their pre-emptive strike. "Had they wanted to, they would have told the reporters early" but we KNOW this is not true, because they confirmed to the NYT that an investigation was going on!

for freaking reference. And also, that ignores the countless times FUSION GPS informed media outlets before the election about everything. EVERYTHING. Mother Jones and Yahoo News published.………

And HEY! Look at that! They told the BBC too, in August, before the election.…

Again, from the IG report "Strzok stated that had he--or the FBI in general--actually wanted to prevent Trump from being elected, they would not have maintained the confidentiality of the investigation"

IT WAS NOT CONFIDENTIAL, as has been proven. You are a liar Strzok!

Page agrees, nobody knew, except the NYT, Washington Post, The New Yorker, CNN, Mother Jones, Yahoo News, and the BBC (that we know of) and their readers knew about the Trump/Russia investigation so it was all hush hush by the books lol

Here is the insurance policy text. Page "testified' that she didn't recall the meeting about the INSURANCE POLICY lol sure thing

Wowee, Strzok provided a "lengthy explanation" for the meeting his lover couldn't recall lol. I'm gonna take it bit by bit. The first bit. "Given that Clinton was the prohibitive favorite to win" = "POLITICAL CONSIDERATIONS"

Now this is interesting. Strzok states that they discussed with Andrew McCabe "whether it made sense to compromise sources and methods to "bring things to some sort of precipitative conclusion and understanding" Like...I dunno, maybe having your British Spy contact the BBC?

August 15th, 2016 (L) August, 2016 (R)


(L) IG report, (R) BBC
January, 2017…

"Strzok stated that Clinton's position in the polls did not ultimately impact the investigative decisions that were made in the Russia matter"

lol shut up liar!

Page: “[Trump’s] not ever going to become president, right? Right?!”
Strzok: “No. No he’s not. We’ll stop it.

Here's the actual Mueller time lol, the time that Mueller was working with Anti-Trump coup plotters and yet another reason his investigation should be shut down as illegal from the start! #ShutItDown

Here you go again Strzok, your disgusting delusions of grandeur. You "unleashed' it by fixing the Mid Year Exam investigation and now you can FINISH it by framing the President.

To bad you forgot about us. The voters. The ones that won't buy your lies about the President.

Uh, now Strzok is talking about impeachment! He doesn't' want to be his lovers boss, he wants to be whoever the assistant at the FBI was that got Nixon lol. Psycho....

He hesitates, because he knows there is nothing, but before that gigantic freaking gap from August he wanted to compromise sources and methods.

I think this is really important, between 8/16 and 5/17 they realized they didn't have any collusion but still tried to take POTUS out

I'm gonna go ahead and say right now, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that whenever Strzok gives a "lengthy explanation" that he is lying his ass off 😂😂

Strzok said he wanted to "finish the Russian investigation" without being reassigned halfway through to the Mueller (AKA real Russian investigation) probe 😂.

Said he wanted to fix the misconception that "Russia wasn't involved in the election" sounds like #Resistance

lol for real, they keep saying that Page and McCabe say "they don't recall" yet Stzrok "proceeded to give a lengthy explanation" lol guilty as hell

"Strzok denied that he had already prejudged the Russia investigation. (L)
"I hesitate in part because my gut sense and concern is there's no big there there" (R)

A liar, in two acts.

This. Entire. Paragraph. Is. A. Lie.

we KNOW that Strzok and Crossfire Hurricane tried to use foreign spies and "Five Eyes" intelligence agencies and the media to dirty up Trump and his campaign. They worked with Fusion GPS and the media! This is just all BS. He tried it all

Oh that's fun. Page blamed his texts on the firing of Comey. I guess they weren't lovers and text buddies by the time the OIG interviewed them, or they would have had their stories straight lol

Lisa Page tried to explain to IG Horowitz like a teenage girl that Peter Strzok her boyfriend was only saying that it MIGHT lead to impeachment not WILL lead to impeachment. Totally, for sure"

"This President fired the director'
"There were no political motivations"

Lisa Page, a liar, ladies and gentlemen

ooh Bill Priestap changed "President" to "Another senior government official" in the Hillary case. At least according to a known liar, Peter Strzok.

Page told us she could not remember the discussion lol. Spot the lawyer VS the spy giving the long winded explanations. Strzok Struck Out

In JULY 2016, Strzok/Page exchanged texts about Judge Contreras, of the FISC court.

They asked Strzok about Contreras, and what do you know, he gave a lengthy explanation lol

Sorry Strzok, you lying POS, here's what is really going on with Contreas, shotuout #ClearFlynnNow…

Obama wants to know everything they are doing, circa September 2016, AKA the time that Trumps campaign was beating the hell out of Hillary Clinton.

"Maybe it should just be the first meeting of the secret society"

These freaking Harry Potter reading, lunatic democrats think of themselves as super heros. They set up the Insurance Policy and Secret Society before the election and the day after Page wants to call them up

The rest of Chapter 12 is about anon Agents (1/2 name redacted) blah blah blah whatever.anon FBI lawyer 1 and 2? I don't care about any of that.

That chapter alone is proof of political motivations, collusion, and criminal activities. Can't wait for the trails. /end thread 😎

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