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Jul 29, 2018, 11 tweets

1. On #SocialistSunday thought it would be fun to mention a few things that are ... Socialist (Thread)

( The Anti-Socialist brigade will be miffed, yet fail to mention they benefit from some/most/all of these)

2. Coastguards, Firefighters, NHS & Police ... all socialist.

3. Embassies, Museums, Courts & Libraries ... all Socialist.

4. Parks, Playgrounds, Community Pools & Bandstands ... all Socialist.

5. Brass Bands, Bridge Clubs, Crown Green Bowling & Carol Singing ... all Socialist.

6. Bridges, Lighthouses, Schools & Street-lighting ... all Socialist.

7. A WWII Special - Building Spitfires, Home Guard & the Land Girls ... All Socialist.

8. Girl Guides, Scouts, Sea Scouts & St Johns Ambulance ... all Socialist.

9. Lollipop Attendants, Guide Dogs, Meals On Wheels & the RNLI ... all Socialist.

10. Council Services, Women's Institute, Sunday League & the Royal Mint ... all Socialist.

11. BBC, Tax Collection, Mr Jesus & (hey, whether you like it or not, we've paid/we pay for them collectively) the Royal Family ... all Socialist.

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