Time now for my top 10 countdown of the best moustaches in #marketing! Stiff upper lip chaps...
At no 10: the clipped, steely #moustache of the Williams shaving man. "Feel your face tingle!"
At no 9: the soi-disant smirk-smuggler #moustache of the Seagram's Gin man. Who serves gin in such tiddly glasses? Pah...
At no 8: the soot-smudge Savage #moustache. You always look more macho when you squint. Must be the smell...
At no 7: the wispy #moustache of Hom. It does seem better than the other alternatives pictured...
At no 6: the smooth #Canadian #moustache. Not sure where that hand's going...
At no 5: the jolly twinkle of the Mockba cigarette #moustache. Though it does look like he's holding a toilet roll...
At no 4: the oh-I-say #moustache of Peter Wyngarde, seen here selling Tabac. I imagine he actually smells of John Player No 6 king size...
At no 3: the stone cold angry Winston #moustache. "I'm not a serial killer. I just like the look..."
At no 2: the soft, shiny smoothness of the Wella #moustache. His eyes are inviting you to stroke it...
And at no 1: the mighty, mighty Chaz #moustache! Tom Selleck sometimes swaps it with his eyebrows to see if anybody notices...
So here's to the #moustache, the amuse-bouche of the lips. "A man without a moustache is like a cup of tea without sugar." (English proverb)
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