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Nigerian-American. Bi, Black, FAT! She/Her. Creator of #TheKentTest. Author of Fat Off, Fat On (OUT NOW). You can reach me at https://t.co/y52vNGOKkL 🤙🏾

Sep 18, 2018, 19 tweets

It is 6:35am over here. I woke up for this. Don’t ever doubt that I love women. Or Carol 😩

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Marvel already knows it’s target audience for this movie:

Gay and nostalgic

I’m sold off this shot alone sksksk 😂

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Carol’s photon beams look? so? good?? In my lifetime??? I CANNOT 😭

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Two-eyed Nick Fury is throwing me off. That mofo already got too many secrets in that one eye, imagine how many he can fit in TWO. I’m shook! Panicking! Not ready for the desk jockey-turned super spy mastermind I know we finna get 💀💀💀

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Also, it’s official. Marvel/Disney perfected their de-aging software. What’s next @MarvelStudios? Time travel??? Curious minds wanna know 🤔

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TOP GUN WHO??? GIMME THIS MOVIE. I DESERVE DAGNABIT

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You see that upper body strength? They wanna make it clear that Carol can whoop my ass, your ass, and ya mama’s ass 💀

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?!?!?!?!?!?!

WHAT IN TARNATION SKSKSFHSAK

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I don’t know what this mofo is looking at, all shocked and horrified and what not, but knowing that he’s playing Mar-Vell and something has him shook offscreen like this is enough for me to be shook 😬

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Are y’all ready for everyone you love to be a Skrull??? Tony?? Steve?? Ya moms?? YOU???

NO YOU ARE NOT 😩

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CAROL OUT HERE PUNCHING OLD LADIES NAMED BARB. SHE’S GANGSTER. SHE DID NOT COME TO PLAY WITH YOU HOES SKSKSK

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Coulson has a full head of hair again. I’m—

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*taps mic*

Effective IMMEDIATELY, this is the new Arthur fist meme. It will be referred to going forward as “Carol fist”.

Thanks,

Management

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Y’all here sumn? Oh yeah it’s thE SOUND OF THANOS SHITTING HIS DRAWS 💀💀💀

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Marvel wtf you can’t just drop this bomb ass trailer and then tell me the movie is not coming out until 2019 hOW DARE YOU???

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I...am emotional??? I will have seen a Black Panther film, Captain Marvel film and (claiming it now) Storm film by the time I am 30 and I just...

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Girls and gays, we are supporting Queen Carol in March 2019. No excuses!

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YOUR FAVE COULD NEVER

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Don’t talk to me until you watch this trailer. KTHANX



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