Here are a few signs that you might be brainwashed by corporate media: (if 3 or more applies to you, seek help & emancipate yourself from mental slavery)
1. You support candidates based solely on Party affiliation despite the fact that there is clearly no ideology (APC/PDP).
2. You think Nigeria is still a Democracy
3. You believe in the contrived National Unity and the Messiah Hoax.
4. You take mainstream News as Facts and never question them.
5. You don’t know why we are in so much debt yet celebrate purported income generated via TSA.
6. You actually believe Herdsmen Wars are solely about Climate Change.
7. You think your President is a Reform Democrat and man of Integrity.
8. You think #EndSARS #ReformPoliceNG was Political or funded by Politicians.
9. You think APC is a political party
10. You think Poverty is a virtue and Government is actually fighting Corruption.
11. You never thought the destruction of education was deliberate.
12. You don’t know Boko Haram & Fulani Herdsmen/Militia kill daily.
13. U don’t know Nepotism & abuse of power is Corruption
14. You think Cabal is just a Word.
15. You actually believe The former Finance Minister resigned because of her Certificate Forgery.
16. You don’t know certain folks make money daily from Government via corrupt means & snuggle their children into institutions illegally.
17. You believe GDP measures the quality of life.
18. You think the Politicians you support, curse and hate others for actually care if you live or die.
19. You actually believe in Change as proclaimed by the ruling party.
20. You believe in the Strongman theory in Nigeria
You can always add yours to the list. Voting for continuity is choosing eternal Poverty. Ihe ahụ nke gburu nne ewu, nọ mgbe nile ihụ na ụmụ ya emegheghị anya ha. The very thing that killed a mother goat is always there to make sure that its young ones never open their eyes.
Nigerians who don’t believe in evolution only need to look into the mirror and observe the most bizarre one happening before their eyes in their own clime. How human beings evolve from Homo Habilis through sapien, erectus to Sheeple (a state of comfortable unconsciousness).
It is now fashionable to be unaware of our own ignorance regarding the obvious. The growing culture of focusing only on events that benefits the self. People only value freedom when it benefits them directly. Why else won’t they take more than they give? Why would Corruption end?
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