The first 151 Pokémon are all queer
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Bulbasaur: the green living quinoa eating vegan lezzie
Charmander: real soft gay boy who grow into a massive leather daddy
Squirtle: Bisexual boy dealing with a lot of toxic masculinity (he grew up in a gang)
Caterpie: trans girl, has known since she was a kid, absolutely blossoms outta highschool
Weedle: trans boy, has known since he was a kid, absolutely blossoms outta highschool
Pidgey: spunky pansexual whirlwind, has a good eye for fashion
Rattata: That gay guy who always uses teeth
Spearrow: Bi guy always on the move
Ekans: non binary hiss hiss
Pikachu: masc enby who not only doesn’t tolerate their Pokeball but doesn’t tolerate your gender binary
Sandshrew: shy nerdy demi girl
Nidoran ♀: grows to be a fucken badass Drag Queen
Nidoran♂ : grows to be a fucken badass Drag King
Clefairy: Party bisexual trans girl, rocks up at home at 3am with smudged eyeliner
Vulpix: a cute kid who goes through a lot of gender dysphoria but grows up as best they can to completely own and love themselves
Jigglypuff: That one queen who just can’t give up the mike (lowkey asexual)
Zubat: high pitched twink with personal space issues
Oddish: grey ace demi girl, has an awkward middle phase but grows out of it
Paras: white cis gay boy, likes shrooms, probs has an arts degree
Venonat: Androgynous, also collects houseplants and candles
Diglet: Polyamorous, also not afraid to throw a wig on
Meowth: cis white gay boy and the least queer member of Team Rocket. Extra af
Psyduck: easily confused aromantic
Mankey: Gym gay who gets angry at newbies who steal his spot in front of the mirror
Growlithe: Majestic lesbian
Poliwag: Polyamorous demi boy
Abra: Bigender aromantic sorcerer/ess
Machop: Gym gay who posts #MondayMotivation insta pics
Bellsprout: homosexual who grows up super slutty (just cannot stop putting people and/or things in their mouth)
Tentacool: Agender Hentai dream
Geodude: stone butch
Ponyta: Majestic polygender femme
Slowpoke: Tired™
Magnemite: Magnets are very queer
Farfetch’d: underappreciated Bisexual
Doduo: asexual panromantic
Seel: Slippery enby
Grimer: homo who drinks too much coffee
Shellder: closested
Gastly: Questioning Goth femme
Onix: sentient anal beads
Drowzee: that one creepy cis gay guy who thinks just cos he’s gay he can touch peoples boobs
Krabby: low key slutty aro
Voltorb: genderqueer Clitoris enthusiast
Exeggcute: A group of eggs is called a faggot
Cubone: Poor baby queer with a lot of family trauma, esp mummy issues. Jaded and scared but very soft
Hitmonlee: Queer who likes foot play
Hitmonchan: Queer who likes fisting
Lickitung: cullingingus QUEEN
Koffing: First Year Uni student who vapes (intimidated by the on campus queer group/ questioning)
Rhyhorn: fucken horny masc who swings their big phallic horn around
Chansey: Cinnamon roll aromantic asexual too pure for this world
Tangela: Ey’re always getting tangled in other peoples problems but handle eir own well
Kangaskhan: Queer Mum for all the other queers
Horsea: soft demiboy, pansexual, anxious
Goldeen: Beat for the GODS, living her best drag life
Staryu: Non binary beauty blogger
Mr. Mime: Reflect? More like Deflect. Closeted gay man
Scyther: Agender, 100% ready to cut gatekeeping bitches
Jynx: Drag queen
Electabuzz: not as good of a top as he thinks he is
Magmar: Lipstick lesbian
Pinsir: pansexual also furious
Tauros: Astrology queer, knows when Mercury is in retrograde (they can feel it)
Magikarp: lil queer who stays in the closet for a long long time, but when they are ready they emerge as the most queer and badass mother effer around.
Lapras: Grey-aro Ace always taking care of others (carrying them around on her back)
Ditto: polygender
Eevee: Genderfluid Icon
Porygon: Queer who knows how to code and probs has a great aesthetic tumblr blog
Omanyte: Eldritch horror
Kabuto: underrated demisexual
Aerodactyl: Dramatic screeching bigender
Snorlax: sleepy boi
Articuno: That one lesbian you see catch sight of across the room or on the street and think ‘shit’...beautiful
Zapdos: Always buzzing on something, likes dubstep unironically, demi romantic
Moltres: fire is queer
Dratini: I would fuck Dragonair
Mewtwo: Gay boy with a lot of internalised misogyny and homophobia, working on it
Mew: polygender aromantic queer
Had to defend this thread today so just gonna say
1) these all take into account the base Pokémon AND any of their first gen evolutions
2) It’s science ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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