That's it.
I'm coming back next time as a cockatoo. No worries, colorful food & I can still be a goofy weirdo.
Bonus?
I can fly.
#BloodPressureBreak
#luluthefuturecockatoo
...I can make a huge mess & everyone will think it's absolutely hilarious...
#BloodPressureBreak
#luluthefuturecockatoo
...I can still play practical jokes...
#luluthefuturecockatoo
#BloodPressureBreak
...I can dance like a complete bafoon & (almost) no one will judge me...
#luluthefuturecockatoo
#BloodPressureBreak
...I can (still) speak gibberish to spam callers...
#luluthefuturecockatoo
#BloodPressureBreak
...I can slam the door on ppl who annoy me & not feel bad about it...
#luluthefuturecockatoo
#BloodPressureBreak
...I can declare myself queen & no one will argue with me...
#luluthefuturecockatoo
#BloodPressureBreak
...I can stand on the desk & headbang instead of working...
#luluthefuturecockatoo
#BloodPressureBreak
...I can still feed my dogs...
#luluthefuturecockatoo
#BloodPressureBreak
...I can bite people who invade my space...
#luluthefuturecockatoo
#BloodPressureBreak
...I can conquer the kitchen...finally...
#BloodPressureBreak
#luluthefuturecockatoo
I can still be a good friend
#luluthefuturecockatoo
#BloodPressureBreak
...I can jump on the bed and no one will care...
#BloodPressureBreak
#luluthefuturecockatoo
...I can play hide & go seek all day...
#luluthefuturecockatoo
#BloodPressureBreak
...I can still be the weirdo in the group...
#luluthefuturecockatoo
#BloodPressureBreak
...I might even like beer as much as Kavanaugh.
#luluthefuturecockatoo
#BloodPressureBreak
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