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℩π Russini The Magnificent | The King Of Chyrons

#ItHasBeenMenschioned ... #FVEY on America. Check the CitJourno site below for their great work on Trump's ties to the RU Mob. Parody/Satire/Mature content

Oct 9, 2018, 49 tweets

#TorshinTuesday

@LouiseMensch @lauferlaw @ericgarland @Agenthades1 @chunkled @MingGao26 @WarfareNavel @LincolnsBible @JamesFourM @ninaandtito @GiddyHeyde @theodora_brass @Ginger624 @screaminggina @SuzanKBuckner @ToestringRd @a_team1983 @dwinfrey72 and Jerry Mathers as "Beev"

@LouiseMensch @lauferlaw @ericgarland @Agenthades1 @chunkled @MingGao26 @WarfareNavel @LincolnsBible @JamesFourM @ninaandtito @GiddyHeyde @theodora_brass @Ginger624 @screaminggina @SuzanKBuckner @ToestringRd @a_team1983 @dwinfrey72 I can't peg why I love that one so... 😂😂😂 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@LouiseMensch @lauferlaw @ericgarland @Agenthades1 @chunkled @MingGao26 @WarfareNavel @LincolnsBible @JamesFourM @ninaandtito @GiddyHeyde @theodora_brass @Ginger624 @screaminggina @SuzanKBuckner @ToestringRd @a_team1983 @dwinfrey72 In a somewhat-related theme...a big shoutout to IOWA!

@LouiseMensch @lauferlaw @ericgarland @Agenthades1 @chunkled @MingGao26 @WarfareNavel @LincolnsBible @JamesFourM @ninaandtito @GiddyHeyde @theodora_brass @Ginger624 @screaminggina @SuzanKBuckner @ToestringRd @a_team1983 @dwinfrey72 Folks, today's #TorshinTuesday thread is brought to you by some fucking borscht seasoning shit from the Motherland. Makes a great purple Ajax substitute in a pinch according to Mogilevich's aunt.

@LouiseMensch @lauferlaw @ericgarland @Agenthades1 @chunkled @MingGao26 @WarfareNavel @LincolnsBible @JamesFourM @ninaandtito @GiddyHeyde @theodora_brass @Ginger624 @screaminggina @SuzanKBuckner @ToestringRd @a_team1983 @dwinfrey72 We have heard from the jail where Maria Butina is being held that John Cornyn has sent some Cornynbread to Ms. Butina to fortify her. It is being administered by funnel as I tweet.
@MingGao26

@LouiseMensch @lauferlaw @ericgarland @Agenthades1 @chunkled @MingGao26 @WarfareNavel @LincolnsBible @JamesFourM @ninaandtito @GiddyHeyde @theodora_brass @Ginger624 @screaminggina @SuzanKBuckner @ToestringRd @a_team1983 @dwinfrey72 Now, I have little patience for game hunters to begin with. Even less so for boys who shoot out of daddy's helicopter as some Cialis substitute. Unless you use the animal for food, you are being completely useless and ought to be mounted. By something. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@LouiseMensch @lauferlaw @ericgarland @Agenthades1 @chunkled @MingGao26 @WarfareNavel @LincolnsBible @JamesFourM @ninaandtito @GiddyHeyde @theodora_brass @Ginger624 @screaminggina @SuzanKBuckner @ToestringRd @a_team1983 @dwinfrey72 Trophy game hunters* in the main. Junior has that "I lost my antlers when my voice first cracked" look to him, so there's that.

@LouiseMensch @lauferlaw @ericgarland @Agenthades1 @chunkled @MingGao26 @WarfareNavel @LincolnsBible @JamesFourM @ninaandtito @GiddyHeyde @theodora_brass @Ginger624 @screaminggina @SuzanKBuckner @ToestringRd @a_team1983 @dwinfrey72 OMG IT'S CUMBERBUN COWBOI

@LouiseMensch @lauferlaw @ericgarland @Agenthades1 @chunkled @MingGao26 @WarfareNavel @LincolnsBible @JamesFourM @ninaandtito @GiddyHeyde @theodora_brass @Ginger624 @screaminggina @SuzanKBuckner @ToestringRd @a_team1983 @dwinfrey72 IT HAS ARRIVED

@LouiseMensch @lauferlaw @ericgarland @Agenthades1 @chunkled @MingGao26 @WarfareNavel @LincolnsBible @JamesFourM @ninaandtito @GiddyHeyde @theodora_brass @Ginger624 @screaminggina @SuzanKBuckner @ToestringRd @a_team1983 @dwinfrey72 #HipgnosisReplacement
@MollyJongFast

And now, a public service spot by PornHub.

@LouiseMensch @lauferlaw @ericgarland @Agenthades1 @chunkled @MingGao26 @WarfareNavel @LincolnsBible @JamesFourM @ninaandtito @GiddyHeyde @theodora_brass @Ginger624 @screaminggina @SuzanKBuckner @ToestringRd @a_team1983 @dwinfrey72 @MollyJongFast Available in Venn diagram upon request when the monkey butlers are awake.

@LouiseMensch @lauferlaw @ericgarland @Agenthades1 @chunkled @MingGao26 @WarfareNavel @LincolnsBible @JamesFourM @ninaandtito @GiddyHeyde @theodora_brass @Ginger624 @screaminggina @SuzanKBuckner @ToestringRd @a_team1983 @dwinfrey72 @MollyJongFast #PutinPimp

Folks, this weekend you can ask for a Maria Butina-approved Chinese Rub N' Tug Massage if you are near a Devin Nunes prostate milking facility in Iowa.
Promo Code: STEVE KING'S DINGALING

@LouiseMensch @lauferlaw @ericgarland @Agenthades1 @chunkled @MingGao26 @WarfareNavel @LincolnsBible @JamesFourM @ninaandtito @GiddyHeyde @theodora_brass @Ginger624 @screaminggina @SuzanKBuckner @ToestringRd @a_team1983 @dwinfrey72 @MollyJongFast Pissobiec and Hander-Beard-Wife with Ammosexual Brezhnev Necroporn Glow.
#FiveYearFlintlockPlan

@LouiseMensch @lauferlaw @ericgarland @Agenthades1 @chunkled @MingGao26 @WarfareNavel @LincolnsBible @JamesFourM @ninaandtito @GiddyHeyde @theodora_brass @Ginger624 @screaminggina @SuzanKBuckner @ToestringRd @a_team1983 @dwinfrey72 @MollyJongFast Handler* Second morning coffee is on deck. Ugh.

@LouiseMensch @lauferlaw @ericgarland @Agenthades1 @chunkled @MingGao26 @WarfareNavel @LincolnsBible @JamesFourM @ninaandtito @GiddyHeyde @theodora_brass @Ginger624 @screaminggina @SuzanKBuckner @ToestringRd @a_team1983 @dwinfrey72 @MollyJongFast Dana Loesch is being silent on Twitter and it's not because SuperBeets gave her the shits. Seems ze Bitcoin rubles are a wee tight as well.

@LouiseMensch @lauferlaw @ericgarland @Agenthades1 @chunkled @MingGao26 @WarfareNavel @LincolnsBible @JamesFourM @ninaandtito @GiddyHeyde @theodora_brass @Ginger624 @screaminggina @SuzanKBuckner @ToestringRd @a_team1983 @dwinfrey72 @MollyJongFast NO. I DID NOT RING. FUCK OFFFF.

@LouiseMensch @lauferlaw @ericgarland @Agenthades1 @chunkled @MingGao26 @WarfareNavel @LincolnsBible @JamesFourM @ninaandtito @GiddyHeyde @theodora_brass @Ginger624 @screaminggina @SuzanKBuckner @ToestringRd @a_team1983 @dwinfrey72 @MollyJongFast Folks, just a reminder that the Friends Of Mr. Cairo Survivors Group will be holding a 5 km. walk for Cancer Kids Eric Trump Can't Roll Yet LLC. A toadstool eyebleaching session and exorcism will follow.

@LouiseMensch @lauferlaw @ericgarland @Agenthades1 @chunkled @MingGao26 @WarfareNavel @LincolnsBible @JamesFourM @ninaandtito @GiddyHeyde @theodora_brass @Ginger624 @screaminggina @SuzanKBuckner @ToestringRd @a_team1983 @dwinfrey72 @MollyJongFast Please note that Maria Butina-brand biosuits are available through eBay and most alleys beside Goodwills.

@LouiseMensch @lauferlaw @ericgarland @Agenthades1 @chunkled @MingGao26 @WarfareNavel @LincolnsBible @JamesFourM @ninaandtito @GiddyHeyde @theodora_brass @Ginger624 @screaminggina @SuzanKBuckner @ToestringRd @a_team1983 @dwinfrey72 @MollyJongFast A reminder for all men this #Movember to have their santorum samples checked by qualified, non-GRU cathedral-humping military doctor assassins. Trump should be your own pain in the ass. 👍

@LouiseMensch @lauferlaw @ericgarland @Agenthades1 @chunkled @MingGao26 @WarfareNavel @LincolnsBible @JamesFourM @ninaandtito @GiddyHeyde @theodora_brass @Ginger624 @screaminggina @SuzanKBuckner @ToestringRd @a_team1983 @dwinfrey72 @MollyJongFast only* COFFEE DAMMIT 😂😂😂😂

@LouiseMensch @lauferlaw @ericgarland @Agenthades1 @chunkled @MingGao26 @WarfareNavel @LincolnsBible @JamesFourM @ninaandtito @GiddyHeyde @theodora_brass @Ginger624 @screaminggina @SuzanKBuckner @ToestringRd @a_team1983 @dwinfrey72 @MollyJongFast Alexander Torshin has announced he will be giving Louis Gohmert a coupon for any GRU escort or hard-up Sputnik webcam personality this Halloween. PROMO CODE: CLARKEAN MAGNETISM

@LouiseMensch @lauferlaw @ericgarland @Agenthades1 @chunkled @MingGao26 @WarfareNavel @LincolnsBible @JamesFourM @ninaandtito @GiddyHeyde @theodora_brass @Ginger624 @screaminggina @SuzanKBuckner @ToestringRd @a_team1983 @dwinfrey72 @MollyJongFast

@LouiseMensch @lauferlaw @ericgarland @Agenthades1 @chunkled @MingGao26 @WarfareNavel @LincolnsBible @JamesFourM @ninaandtito @GiddyHeyde @theodora_brass @Ginger624 @screaminggina @SuzanKBuckner @ToestringRd @a_team1983 @dwinfrey72 @MollyJongFast Folks, do you want to spruce up your living space for Christmas? Check out IKEA.ru for their latest specials, including the MAGAt hot-seller, the BRETTVA human endtable.

@LouiseMensch @lauferlaw @ericgarland @Agenthades1 @chunkled @MingGao26 @WarfareNavel @LincolnsBible @JamesFourM @ninaandtito @GiddyHeyde @theodora_brass @Ginger624 @screaminggina @SuzanKBuckner @ToestringRd @a_team1983 @dwinfrey72 @MollyJongFast LMAO...there is an IKEA site for Russia after all. AVOID THE SALISBURY STEAK.

@LouiseMensch @lauferlaw @ericgarland @Agenthades1 @chunkled @MingGao26 @WarfareNavel @LincolnsBible @JamesFourM @ninaandtito @GiddyHeyde @theodora_brass @Ginger624 @screaminggina @SuzanKBuckner @ToestringRd @a_team1983 @dwinfrey72 @MollyJongFast OH HIT IT

@LouiseMensch @lauferlaw @ericgarland @Agenthades1 @chunkled @MingGao26 @WarfareNavel @LincolnsBible @JamesFourM @ninaandtito @GiddyHeyde @theodora_brass @Ginger624 @screaminggina @SuzanKBuckner @ToestringRd @a_team1983 @dwinfrey72 @MollyJongFast 🎶🎶🎶WE ARE BOTH SO EXCITED
'CAUSE WE'RE REUNITED HEY HEY 🎵🎵🎵

@LouiseMensch @lauferlaw @ericgarland @Agenthades1 @chunkled @MingGao26 @WarfareNavel @LincolnsBible @JamesFourM @ninaandtito @GiddyHeyde @theodora_brass @Ginger624 @screaminggina @SuzanKBuckner @ToestringRd @a_team1983 @dwinfrey72 @MollyJongFast Incidently, kompromat for Leeches and Herb will be available in summer 2019 on Betamax, VHS, BluRay, DVD, and police sketch.

@LouiseMensch @lauferlaw @ericgarland @Agenthades1 @chunkled @MingGao26 @WarfareNavel @LincolnsBible @JamesFourM @ninaandtito @GiddyHeyde @theodora_brass @Ginger624 @screaminggina @SuzanKBuckner @ToestringRd @a_team1983 @dwinfrey72 @MollyJongFast Another Ammosexual Marital Aid Award to the Kumbayayaya that is Mariia "I LoveOld Spice and Formaldehyde" Butina.
#OurMagazinesHaveNoStaples

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