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NYT bestselling author of Ballad & Dagger and Midnight Horizon; a story architect of Star Wars: The High Republic. (he/him)

Sep 8, 2017, 16 tweets

Commemorating #StarTrekDay by rewatching The Phantom Menace for the first time

some literal ass no sense of humor having ass #WellActually McGee coming into my mentions to tell me that's SW not ST in 5432...

lmao Anakin's mom is like yeah he has no dad I just got pregnant like kaboom and Qui Gon's all mmk

immaculate the forception

Smh at Sebulba getting his prerace rubdown those two Twi'lek honeys

Legend

Lmao at Mace being The Eternally Fed The Fuck Up Jedi Master

Qui Gon is the John McCain of galactic history.

Amidala's body double made a whole lotta governing decisions on the fly

Panaka speaking out against sending the Gungans in as a sacrifice fly.

Lmao Obi Wan is like "first Ima chop ya lightsaber in half, then Ima chop ya ass in half"

Shoulda listened to Yoda

WAIT

Qui Gone tho amirite

PANAKA LIVED!!!

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