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Nov 8, 2017, 10 tweets

This is a picture story/thread I compiled on #Demonetisation . My frustration from my own experience made me waste this much time. I was inspired by @jamewils @t_d_h_nair & countless others. I dedicate this 2 the author of this tragedy @PMOIndia wiping out 2% of USD2.264Trillion

We had certain rat problems in our home. So one of the self appointed Elders wisely thought of ways to handle the Rat issue which was his election Plank.

There were lot of ways to solve this issue.

Our main source of income was from the fishes in our own pond. We eat fish and sell fish.

But we had another major challenge. There was a crocodile in our fish pond.

Since our Elder loved visiting the foreign countries (for helping his businessmen buddies even though claiming it was for the family) he could have used Raghuram Rajan uncle who was appointed by my erstwhile but ousted MMS uncle.

He without consulting any of us family members did a shocker on November 8, by draining the pond to catch the crocodile. And he made such a song & dance about it among the neigbours.

Guess what, even though uncle claimed he had a degree in BS (Bull Shitting)from DU in 1978, & work experience in Starbucks Baroda outlet, he didn't know that crocodile was a reptile who could live on land. Oops!

However Uncles's brilliant move ensured that all the fish died jeopardising our only source of income.

What I said so far was just the title credits. This is not a work of fiction. Any resemblance to any person living or dead is not coincidental but intentional. Go ahead and sue me.

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