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Dec 25, 2017, 7 tweets

1/

Twas the night before Christmas when all through the House
Paul Ryan was being a low dirty louse
GOP tax plan left all without care
GOP hoped all votes would be there

#MerryChristmas
#ChristmasEve2017

2/ Billionaires nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of tax cuts danced in their heads
Linton in Hermès and Mnuchin with stocks
Had just settled down for a nap at Fort Knox
#MerryChristmas 
#ChristmasEve2017

3/

When out on the WH lawn Trump started to chatter
We sprang from our beds to see what was the matter.
Away to the window we flew like a flash
Looks like Trump and the GOP stole all our cash
#MerryChristmas 
#ChristmasEve2017

4/
GOP White men as white as the snow
Dealing the middle class a true death blow
When, who to my wondering eyes should appear
Putin the masterful Trump puppeteer.

#MerryChristmas 
#ChristmasEve2017

5/
Shirtless and mean and scary and bad
I knew in a moment that it must be Vlad
More rapid than lightening his puppets they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name
#MerryChristmas 
#ChristmasEve2017

6/ Now, DONALD! now, BANNON! now, NAZIS, now FLYNN!
On, SANDERS! on CONWAY! Let the show begin!
To the top of the WH! To the top of The Wall
Now lie away! Lie away! Lie away all!"
#MerryChristmas 
#ChristmasEve2017

7/

Trump bowed down to Putin, and said he’d obey
And the whole WH swamp climbed up on Russia’s sleigh
And we heard them exclaim, as they flew through the sky
#MerryChristmas , we screwed you, kiss your future goodbye
#ChristmasEve2017

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