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Dec 25, 2017, 7 tweets


Twas the night before Christmas when all through the House
Paul Ryan was being a low dirty louse
GOP tax plan left all without care
GOP hoped all votes would be there


2/ Billionaires nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of tax cuts danced in their heads
Linton in Hermès and Mnuchin with stocks
Had just settled down for a nap at Fort Knox


When out on the WH lawn Trump started to chatter
We sprang from our beds to see what was the matter.
Away to the window we flew like a flash
Looks like Trump and the GOP stole all our cash

GOP White men as white as the snow
Dealing the middle class a true death blow
When, who to my wondering eyes should appear
Putin the masterful Trump puppeteer.


Shirtless and mean and scary and bad
I knew in a moment that it must be Vlad
More rapid than lightening his puppets they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name

6/ Now, DONALD! now, BANNON! now, NAZIS, now FLYNN!
On, SANDERS! on CONWAY! Let the show begin!
To the top of the WH! To the top of The Wall
Now lie away! Lie away! Lie away all!"


Trump bowed down to Putin, and said he’d obey
And the whole WH swamp climbed up on Russia’s sleigh
And we heard them exclaim, as they flew through the sky
#MerryChristmas , we screwed you, kiss your future goodbye

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