Timeline of Senator Shehu Sani's 'N13.5m running costs' claim in memes.
Senator Shehu Sani before the interview.
Senator Shehu Sani during the interview trying not to say the things in his chest.
But after so much guilt in his chest, Senator Shehu Sani could not hold it any longer, so he let it out.
"Amosnitch when Amosnitch, Amosnitch when Amosnitch" 🎧🎼🎹🥁🎷🎧🎼
When Nigerians heard that each Senator earns N13.5m for running costs.
Senate President Bukola Saraki looking at Senator Shehu Sani like:
When other Senators heard what Senator Shehu Sani had done.
Senator Shehu Sani looking back at what he had said like:
But he had already said what he said and Nigerians now know but currently, the entire Senate be like:
Now, Senator Shehu Sani is thinking; "Should I attend the next plenary or should I just......."
Because he knows that the next plenary will be like:
Some Senators have been calling Senator Shehu Sani to attend the next plenary that nothing will happen, that they just need to ask him some questions.
But Senator Shehu Sani knows that this is the plan other Senators have for him at the next plenary.
Even if Senator Shehu Sani does attend the next plenary, he has to always look back every 30 seconds to be sure that Senator Dino Melaye is not behind him like:
When Senator Ben Bruce (who is always the last to get the memo) hears about the sacrilege Senator Sehu Sani had committed.
Senator Ben Bruce thinking; "How do I make common sense now?"
"There has to be a way."
Even Senators David Mark, Stella Oduah, Ogola Foster, Gershom Bassey, Rose Okoji Oko, James Manager, Clifford Ordia (Whom have never said a word in the Senate before) are all disgusted by Senator Shehu Sani's apparent Diarrhea of the mouth.
While the war of silence is raging on in the Senate over this issue, Governor ElRufai of Kaduna State be like; "I told you people before that beneath that Shehu Sani's afro, is an empty skull but you didn't believe me."
However, Shehu Sani's constituents (Those who got Camels as constituency project) are waiting at his constituency office back in Kaduna like:
Nigerians across the country are now looking at their respective Senators like:
Based on this recent shocking revelation, CSOs, Activists, Advocates will call on Nigerians to come out and #OccupyNASS but the Senate & even the Nigerians that are being called upon be like:
So, 1 week after, everything will go back to normal because either Olamide would have dropped a new song or #BBNaija would have evicted Tobi.
The Senators will go back to earning their N13.5m running cost allowance and everyone will be happy once again.
So, 1 week after, everything will go back to normal because either Olamide would have dropped a new song or #BBNaija would have evicted Tobi.
The Senators will go back to earning their N13.5m running cost allowance and everyone will be happy once again.
After so much consideration, 'Assistant' Senate President Ike Ekweremadu will drag Senator Shehu Sani to the Senate President Bukola Saraki to beg for misbehaving but Saraki at first, be like:
Eventually, they'll all settle their differences & get back to legis*coughs*lating.
Even after the reconciliation party, I trust Senate President Bukola Saraki to call Senator Shehu Sani to one corner and tell him:
When Kaduna Senators go back home to their constituencies and Senator Shehu Sani starts abusing Governor ElRufai again, Senator Suleiman Hunkuyi looks at him like:
1 month later, when Senators hear that Senator Shehu Sani is about to grant another interview.
Senators rushing to the venue of the interview like:
Senator Shehu Sani trying to explain to his colleagues why he should grant the interview.
2 months later.
Senator Shehu Sani: Mr Speaker Sir, may I say that our allowa......
Other Senators:
All these while, the House of Representatives Speaker Yakubu Dogara is having sleepless nights, wondering who their own next snitch could possibly be after Abdulmumin Jibrin.
Any time, Senator Shehu Sani coughs during plenary, other Senators be like:
LMFAOOoooooo... Abeg, I nor do again before DSS go come carry person.
Meanwhile, when next Senate President Bukola Saraki & Speaker Yakubu Dogara visits Aso Rock, the scene be like:
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