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Nigerian-American. Bi, Black, FAT! She/Her. Creator of #TheKentTest. Author of Fat Off, Fat On (OUT NOW). You can reach me at https://t.co/y52vNGOKkL 🤙🏾

May 2, 2018, 12 tweets

Me trying to choose what brand of chains I should wear on my first day in the field. Should I do Gucci? Dolce and Gabbana? IDK!

#IfSlaveryWasAChoice

Me, an intellectual, when Massa says I'm too dark to be inside the big house

#IfSlaveryWasAChoice

Me, when I saw Django whooping that that overseerer at the back of the big house

#IfSlaveryWasAChoice

Me on the phone with Massa, telling him that I'm gonna be late to Slavery today

#IfSlaveryWasAChoice

When I'm about to clock out from Slavery early and Massa starts talking all that mess about overtime

#IfSlaveryWasAChoice

Me when I try to put in for vacation days and Massa says July through November is already blocked out because it's "harvesting season"

#IfSlaveryWasAChoice

When you finally put in your two weeks notice to leave Slavery and you find out you've been drafted into the Nigger Navy

#IfSlaveryWasAChoice

Me when Massa threatens to whip me after he finds out that I took AP Slavery in school and can read

#IfSlaveryWasAChoice

Me leaving Massa's plantation a horrible Glassdoor review after I quit unceremoniously

#IfSlaveryWasAChoice

Me after Massa said I checked "Yes" on terms and conditions in the slavery app

#IfSlaveryWasAChoice

Y'all have a good night and be good 😘

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