🌸 | taekook au | in which jeongguk and taehyung are rivals; cheerleading captain taehyung and basketball team captain jeongguk. they hate eachother since jeongguk never takes tae seriously and jeongguk is a whole dumbass jock in tae's eyes. #taekook #vkook
i feel like i’m gonna start this in like two days 🌸❣️ i hope it’s not eye blood
u know the drill gayz
plz try and quote and not reply to thread! ready for some enemies and sexual tension everwhere?
what u need to know:
~Taekook hate each other and jeongguk especially likes teasing tae
~tae is a sassy bitch
~jeongguk is a cocky bitch
~bitches everywhere
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let’s meet our team captains shall we?
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our fellow cheerleaders-
-jimin is THAT vegan
-hobi is just happy to be here guys
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the basketball team and their water boy-
-yoongi is a sweet hooper dawg
-namjoon is just here bc he’s tall
-seokjin is the pretty water boy everyone wants to sMaSH but he’s joonies
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hoeleaders vs. captain jeon
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captain jeon constructs (pun intended) a bit of a lie to get the hoeleaders out of the gym
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seokjin is here to EXPOSE and only expose
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park jimin, your resident psychologist
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practice rolls around and jimin makes a discovery
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zen king cheerleader captain taehyung
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new series on my youtube channel called hobi thots ** -
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taes act of REVENGE ft carrie underwood
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the real question is how did jeongguk get that pic of taehyung for his contact id
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it’s an all out blood bath from here on
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receive the ween with a traitor
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intermission shade
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intermission sexual frustration from captain papi (nambaboon)
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jeongguk said “whore i’m not the only one who can post a sexy picture for attention”
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and then tae said “idc about ur chocolate abs look at my butt”
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subtlety king
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jeongguk knows his next move
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most of u guessed what the hell jk was gonna do
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the cheerleaders said the shorter and assless the better!
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perhaps it backfired
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jimin thinks taes ass is worth that many points
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jeongguk is big boy sea salt salty :( ( posting again bc i forgot a tweet)
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taehyung doesn’t like it when jeongguk is actually mean :(((
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prepare ur bodies for a pranking montage
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war (pt 1) and a score board update from jimin, no one is sure where he gets his numbers from
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war (pt 2) guess u could say yoongi got the shit end of the prank:( .. what are the b ballers gonna do in response ?
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(war pt. 3) ft another score update
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yikes
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tae might have just done an ouchie :(
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plot thicker than taehyung’s phat asS
hello just a lil authors note in here - please do not pay attention to the time stamps assume things are days apart and so on, i often make these all at once so clearly not all of this could happen in 45 minutes right? ok yes i love u all byeee ~
so metaphorically, if there was some super sassy eye porn in this, what would u like to see
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easy, breezy, beautiful. (time lapse ahead about a few weeks??) tae is realizing something
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tae is fed up wit all da pranks
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jk is being a deck :(
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taes hurts so that means one last yeehaw for the rodeo!! ft ever amazing soulmate jimin
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quote this with what you think the cheer team did as their final blowout!!!
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cool college deans just text their students when there is problems it’s the 21st century
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pretty please with a cherry on top?
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x to the scuse
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the dean does a quick google
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then what is the point?
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tae snapchats jeonathan
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... what is he gonna make them do??
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get ur balls and pom poms ready
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how do our caps feel abt dat
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however
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even the dean thinks they should “make love not war”
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*dramatic music* they text each other at the exact same moment *cue falling in love montage*
if ur thread broke - hello I have come to ur rescue da dah da dah
for da love montage, smut and sort of next portion of this story would u prefer it written in tweets ( like a thread fic) or typed separately and I post screenshots??
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tae’s out here just trying to be diplomatic
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tae snapchat’s jeonathan his new uniform choices!!
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what jeongguk originally types vs. what he actually sends
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we had our first little practice session ( it’s supposed to say meat heads but meat beads is so much better?)
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it’s definitely something
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i have a hoseok & seokjin shading each other kink
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whatever in taehyung language means we’re going to suck each other’s wee wees
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😌
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some time has passed, minor updates
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jeongguk is a proud papi
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meanwhile
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that.
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jimin is lowkey all of us
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😌 ^2
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what did jimin see?
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what did jimin see? (part 1)
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what did jimin see? (part 2)
last update for today ❣️ y’all probably think that’s the last of what jimin saw but u would be wrong.
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what did jimin see? (part 3)
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what did jimin see? (part 4, end of saga) yoongi is the biggest taekook shipper
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uh oh
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it’s time to listen to tae’s love monologue
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walnut love
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vmin love
HOEKAY so the next parts are going to written out but u guys choose how much okiE
would u rather tae confront jeongguk in person or over text? OR would u prefer guk to be the one to confront tae (again in person or over text)
they are gonna talk about feelings >:)))
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what do u think they talked about
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the next morning, mostly from tae’s pov of view!! written update (pt.1)
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pt.2
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short pt.3
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hey guys.. it took me some time to get here didn’t it ? but we got there. this is really long and nsfw plz don’t read if ur uncomfy 💕💕
here’s a link to the song i listened to non stop editing :
enjoy
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nsfw pt. 2
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nsfw pt. 3
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wow plz ignore the time stamps for the rest of these updates lol x dee here’s some tae having a panneek attack
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creamy situations are cause for creamy comfort , plz actually read those visually assaulting hashtags i made myself laugh
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meanwhile. sir jeon sends a teezt
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tae doesn’t reply :( for like two of the days :(
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good egg
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ayyyyyyeeeee
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alittle a lottle genie in a bottle ?
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we almost lost him lay days
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the cheerleaders are still on a make taehyung feel alright quest
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this jimin speaks my most inner and deep thoughts
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i am the dean
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i took 3 shots of fireball and then made these updates
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remmdfer
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whoop where did that butt come from
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me
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meep the next day.
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*INTENSE AND LOUD BRATZ ROCK ANGELS THEME SONG* it’s happening !!!!!!!
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note the change from u to you bc it’s real
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reposting bc i had to crop that tweet my ocd made me
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welcome back jimin
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poly relationship ft dom vegan jimin anyone ?
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look at that character development !!!!
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thots from hobi n seokjin
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minor couple updates, look at the change in name 😌
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they are kind of in love :(
103. ❣️END❣️
you’re welcome
it’s finally finished babes!! 🌸 thank u so much for everyone who read / supported this! this au was a long wild ride & it took some time but we go there!❣️ it has a special place in my heart as it’s my second completed au! i love u all from the bottom of my gooby heart❣️
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