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Official thing of long-named Conan staple & host of Triumph's Election Watch 2016 still on hulu.Currently in a Duane Reade bag. Self-important musings marked RS

May 11, 2018, 6 tweets

1979. With The Great Goulet, Merv Griffin, and the Chuck Wagon Dog, ruling the Tournament of Roses Parade. We'd always wrap on Villa St for the afterparty and a 5-way with Joan Van Ark. #FlashbackFriday

#FlashbackFriday 1981. Here's the whole crew, The Great Goulet, Merv Griffin, the Chuck Wagon Dog and me on the links with Pam Ewing herself, the lovely Victoria Principal. It was a different time. #WhatHappenedToFun #consensual #innocent

#ThrowbackThursday 1974. Whenever he'd guest on Merv's show, Goulet liked to celebrate by dangling Phyllis Diller from a window ledge. That's my paw on her calf, with Merv and the Chuck Wagon Dog cheering her on. One talented lady. #WhatHappenedToFun

#FlashbackFriday 1968 - Here's the whole gang, Goulet, Merv Griffin, the Chuck Wagon Dog and Yours Truly talking down our dear friend Desi Arnaz from a bad acid trip. A true gentlemen. #WhatHappenedToFun

#FlashbackFriday Neil Armstrong was a friend. Here we are -The Great Goulet,Merv Griffin,the Chuck Wagon Dog and myself -out to dinner with Neil at Chasen’s. About 10 minutes after this was taken and one too many Cutty Sarks Neil beat the shit out of Tom Bosley.#WhatHappenedToFun

Then Neil would join us for some rough sex with the great Ann B. Davis. We’d all get together at an abandoned drained city pool. Back then, people didn’t care. Nowadays, they'd call it "trespassing". #WhatHappenedToFun

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