So @yogrishiramdev has decided to launch the Patanjali sim card. I bought a beta version of Patanjali sim card and used it for a while. It worked, but something was strange.. 
After Sara got up, I tried to chat again on my #Patanjali SIM card.
One last attempt to talk to Sara on #Patanjali SIM card.
As you can see, Sara was too pissed off after all this. She blocked me. To distract myself, I opened a recreational website on my #PatanjaliSIM. See what happened next.
When it didn't work with Sara, I thought let's check if my #PatanjaliSIM is threat proof or not. So I managed the personal number of Mr Ravish Kumar of NDTV and texted him.
As her movie #veerediwedding got banned in Pakistan, I texted @ReallySwara on my #PatanjaliSIM to know how she is feeling.
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