The Sparklet System has a pressurized radon gas cartridge so you could have delicious, refreshing, and healthful radon water any time!

#DeusExAtomica

HT @LucyJane_Santos for the picture of the radon bulbs.
The Sparklets water system had your choice of CO2 OR delicious radon gas cartridges!

ht @rrgeorge for the first image advertising the benefits of radon gas in your water.

Pic 2 is an ad for the CO2 bulbs. Pic 3 is mine at the @nuclearmuseum.
There were a DISTRESSINGLY LARGE number of commercially sold systems for invigorating your water with radium, radon, and radioactive energy in the early 1900s.

The “Radium Ore Revigator” was one of the earliest & best known & sold as a “perpetual health spring in the house.”
The Radium Emanator filter jar is made from vaseline glass that contained uranium & was itself slightly radioactive.

Water from the top portion drained through a radium filter in the middle that added DELICIOUS AND HEALTHFUL RADON GAS! 😍

#DeusExAtomica
Oh, wow!

This radium water jug is from (no longer existing) Hotel Sequoyah in Claremore, OK!

Marketed as remedy for “rheumatism, eczema, & stomach problems.”

I believe this would have been a jar of water from the hotel’s Radium Baths rather than having a radioactive source.
The Thomas Cone may appear to the untrained eye to be a Radium Buttplug but it is, in fact, an emanator for placing in water to add radon/radioactive health.

The Thomas Cone was sand, cement, and uranium ore.
The Museum has this labeled as a “portable revigator” but the brand looks like “Offra Radium Emanator”.

Presumably water went in at the top where a radium source or uranium ore was to charge the water with DELICIOUS RADON.

The important thing is that AMAZINGLY STYLISH case!
The “Radio-Rem” (Radioactive Remedy) outfit came in several versions.

In this one you were supposed to fill all the bottles at once and drink 2 per day, refilling as you went.

A terra cotta rod supposedly containing radium sulphate provided the DELICIOUS RADON.
Golden Age of radioactive quack cures in US ended in 1930s after death of wealthy socialite from drinking lots of Radithor highlighted what a horrible fucking idea this was.

“The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off”:

scribd.com/document/18817…

HT @rjblaskiewicz
I hope you’ve enjoyed this thread of my photos of radioactive quack products.

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Sep 11, 2018
Ok, it’s time for an angry thread about this bullshit.

Let’s start with how this “administration” has in its public comments generally taken a “diplomacy is for faggots” stance and trace that back historically & cultrally, shall we?

1/n
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since at least a decade pre-WWII (when my area of focus begins), State Department (& oft diplomacy in general) in US has oft been criticized in gendered terms:

effeminate & weak “cookie pushers in striped pants” contrasted to the violent & forceful “hard men of history”
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look to 1950s & on Red Scare we see 2 fucked up things:

1) many more “perverts” (queer folk) were purged & denied employment than real or suspected Communists.

2) Lavender Scare started with, & could, State in sig part b/c of gendered critique of diplo as queer & unmanly
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14,000-20,000+ nuclear weapon pits stored in those bunkers at Pantex.

That is A LOT (a shit ton) of presumably very well guarded fissile material.

I’m sure the contractor responsible is focused on patriotism & security, not profits.
Nuclear Weapon Dismantlement Workflow:

notice that after dismantlement the pit seems to just kind of hang around in storage forever until you end up with literally ten or twenty+ thousand of them hanging out.
New (as described in 2014) B83 work stands means not having to move weapon between work stands which is nice.

The more you handle and move them the more likely you are to have an oopsie.

All the fins are off in pic on left, two off in pic on right. Not sure if meaningful.
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Approximately 800 US nuclear warheads ready to fly 24/7/365 and Trump has virtually unrestrained launch authority.

One man can end the world as you know it on an impulse.

HT @NarangVipin
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Nobody tell Trump about FURTHERANCE.

It is the sort of pharonic “everybody dies with me” sort of thing that would appeal to him. 😑

Also, FURTHERANCE is proof that as batshit as US nuke arrangements are now, they have been worse:

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No, nuking Japan was neither necessary nor sufficient to end WWII in the pacific (unless you’re from the US in which case THIS IS AN ARTICLE OF FAITH).

Allow me to suggest some readings that I have compiled FOR JUST THIS OCCASION: A Thread!

1/n

#PhDLife
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1st up:

@WardHayesWilson's incisive foreign policy piece:
Wilson, Ward. “The Bomb Didn’t Beat Japan...Stalin Did.” 2013. foreignpolicy.com/2013/05/30/the…

I appreciate that Ward's work asks reader to consider atomic bombings in relation to a summer of city bombings/destruction.
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2nd up: Kirby's Five Volume Official UK History of World War II. Pape (1993: 157) was kind enough to highlight one of the more relevant portions from Volume Five (1969) about the Japanese Surrender for us:

#PhDLife
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#PhDLife
Repost but new pic and I love it.

Civil Defense sanitation bucket!

Fifty people, two weeks!

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1st underwater (90ft) nuclear detonation; had flotilla of naval ships; & involved non-consensual “relocating” of Marshallese.

I will be tweeting about Baker throughout day.

#PhDLife

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Any discussion of Crossroads nuclear tests has to start with US nuclear colonialism.

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amp.theguardian.com/world/2014/mar…
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Shot Able, 20kt, airdropped June 30, 1946
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