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Jun 18, 2018 16 tweets 4 min read Read on X
❌ A THREAD PENGALAMAN PERTAMAKU DENGAN SUGAR DADDY ❌

(( THREAD INI BERSIFAT 18+! ))

first of all, gue mohon dengan amat sangat jangan salty-in gue or sejenis itu ya karena jujur gue bikin ginian cuma mau berbagi aja gaada niatan yg lain. RT/FAV nya jgn lupa ok? HAPPY READING!
Tuh kan jadi pada salty sama aq. Padahal kan niatnya cuma berbagi aja akutu. >,<
Hanya orang miskin yang bangga punya sugar daddy.

- #sobatmiskin, belum punya sugar daddy.
Tips untuk #sobatmiskin agar bisa punya Sugar Daddy :

- Memiliki paras yang cantik, minimal menarik

- Pintar akan menjadi nilai plus

- Jika tidak memiliki kriteria di atas, kerja gblk!
Muka anda pas-pasan?

Jangan harap bisa dipelihara oleh sugar daddy.

Sugar glider, boleh lah..
#SugarDaddy apaan cuma mampu beliin sugar baby-nya baju H&M doang, beliin Real Madrid dong!
Denger-denger #SugarDaddy yang beneran kalo makan bakso, pentol yang gede dimakan duluan..

Beuh
#SugarDaddy kalo nelpon orang terus ada suara "nomor telpon yang anda tuju sedang sibuk..."

henponnya nggak langsung dimatiin, tapi didengerin ampe abis.
#SugarDaddy kalo update aplikasi di henponnya, langsung pake kuota sendiri.
#SugarDaddy kalo nonton insta stories Awkarin, nggak pernah diskip ampe kelar.
#SugarDaddy kalo liat pesawat terbang, diteriakin "nih gue kasih uaaaaang!!"
#SugarDaddy kalo maen PUBG pake kuota haji.
#SugarDaddy kalo kebetulan naek taxi bluebird tujuan Kalimalang, sopirnya diajak muter-muter ke Bintaro dulu.

Pintu taxinya nggak ditutup.
#SugarDaddy kalo lagi ngadain sukuran di rumahnya, jamaah yang pulang nggak dikasih berkat, tapi dikasih tanah wakaf.
Ini thread aku soal #SugarDaddy udah viral belum sih? Kalo iya, aku mau lock account biar banyak yang follow. Nanti kalo udah banyak yang follow, baru account-nya aku unlock lagi. >,<

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