“My Boyfriend’s NSFW Account” [jikook crack au]
Where Jungkook and Jimin have been dating for almost a year when Jungkook accidentally comes across a soft nsfw acc that he’s convinced belongs to Jimin.
#jikookau #btsau #jikook
Where Jungkook and Jimin have been dating for almost a year when Jungkook accidentally comes across a soft nsfw acc that he’s convinced belongs to Jimin.
#jikookau #btsau #jikook
A/N: Before we start, there’s obviously going to be a small amount of nsfw in this, but my gf follows this acc, so we’re not doing that. Lol. Anyway, please don’t tag bts. This au is for fun. Remember to turn on post notifs :)
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5- The Account
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9 - Taehyung is asking for trouble
10- the gc without Jimin
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13 - Jungkook creates another account to follow SweetPeach
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15 - Jimin’s post
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20 - Jungkook gets a notif
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23 - Jk texts Jin
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I made an error ?? This is 15 btw the thread’s all messed up for some reason
https://twitter.com/kooko_bunny/status/1017860881043132416?s=21
This as a heads up: if it seems like I haven’t updated in a long time, the thread might’ve broke, so just expand the last visible update and the rest should be there
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31 - Jimin texts Jungkook
32- Jungkook panics
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40 - the thread continues
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42 - back again
43- Taehyung texts Jk
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I’m so sorry it took so long to update :(( it sucks too so prepare yourself
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48 - Jikook sleepy days
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53 - he freaks out (as usual tho)
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I’m so sorry i haven’t updated I’ve been sick 💘
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59 - what just happened
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63 - Jungkook and Namjoon talk
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65 - old posts pt 2
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It felt like he stared at the bathroom doorknob for years. His mind swirled chaotically with a million different things that could go wrong.
His thoughts were interrupted by insistent pounding on the door. “Jeon Jungkook!” Taehyung shouted impatiently.
His thoughts were interrupted by insistent pounding on the door. “Jeon Jungkook!” Taehyung shouted impatiently.
Jungkook unlocked the door and swung it open so quickly that the older stumbled into the bathroom.
“Whattt,” he whined.
Taehyung quickly regained his balance, harshly shoving Jungkook out the bathroom door. “Be useful!”
“Whattt,” he whined.
Taehyung quickly regained his balance, harshly shoving Jungkook out the bathroom door. “Be useful!”
“Comfort my bestie!” he shouted before he deadbolted the bathroom door, effectively ending their conversation.
Sighing, Jungkook turned away, facing his other four friends.
“It’ll be okay,” Namjoon reassured, smiling warmly at him. Jungkook looked down.
Sighing, Jungkook turned away, facing his other four friends.
“It’ll be okay,” Namjoon reassured, smiling warmly at him. Jungkook looked down.
They gently encouraged their youngest in their own ways. Jin and Hobi patted his back, and Yoongi softly nodded at him.
Jungkook sighed, nervously tugging at the strings of his hoodie as he walked towards the entrance. He paused at the double doors, unsure.
Jungkook sighed, nervously tugging at the strings of his hoodie as he walked towards the entrance. He paused at the double doors, unsure.
Jimin sat a little away from the door on the curb, facing the road, so that Jungkook could only see his back and his fluffy blonde hair.
Jungkook swallowed, pocketing his phone in his pocket, and pushing the door open with wobbly hands.
Jungkook swallowed, pocketing his phone in his pocket, and pushing the door open with wobbly hands.
He carefully sat down next to the other boy.
Jimin didn’t look up at him and continued anxiously twisting one of his rings on his fingers.
Jungkook tugged at his hoodie’s strings. “Hi,” he choked out, awkwardly ducking his head.
Jimin didn’t look up at him and continued anxiously twisting one of his rings on his fingers.
Jungkook tugged at his hoodie’s strings. “Hi,” he choked out, awkwardly ducking his head.
“Hey,” Jimin replied softly, still refusing to look at him.
Silence fell upon them and they sat eerily stiff.
Jungkook could hear the pounding of his heartbeat in his ears. “I’m sorry.”
Silence fell upon them and they sat eerily stiff.
Jungkook could hear the pounding of his heartbeat in his ears. “I’m sorry.”
“I know,” Jimin said softly.
“It’s my fault,” he blurted. “I got nosey. I didn’t respect your privacy-“
Jimin interrupted him. “What are you talking about?” he muttered, kicking a pebble away from his feet.
Jungkook stared at him, unimpressed. “Really?”
“It’s my fault,” he blurted. “I got nosey. I didn’t respect your privacy-“
Jimin interrupted him. “What are you talking about?” he muttered, kicking a pebble away from his feet.
Jungkook stared at him, unimpressed. “Really?”
Exasperated, Jimin sighed, “Yes, really.”
The youngest blinked, “Uh, your account?”
Jimin tilted his head, confused, “My account?”
Jungkook scrunched his nose, tugging at his hoodie strings. “You know...” he trailed off, suddenly finding the floor more interesting.
The youngest blinked, “Uh, your account?”
Jimin tilted his head, confused, “My account?”
Jungkook scrunched his nose, tugging at his hoodie strings. “You know...” he trailed off, suddenly finding the floor more interesting.
Jungkook awkwardly looked up at his boyfriend, frowning. The other boy stared at him in confusion.
The dark haired boy sighed, gluing his eyes to the road rather than the other’s face. “Your... Your nsfw account?”
Jimin blinked, “What.”
“Your nsfw account...?”
The dark haired boy sighed, gluing his eyes to the road rather than the other’s face. “Your... Your nsfw account?”
Jimin blinked, “What.”
“Your nsfw account...?”
“No, I know what you said, I just...” Jimin trailed off, unsure. “What’s the name of the account?” He finally asked him.
Jungkook nervously licked his lips. “Uh... sweet peach...?”
“Sweet peach...” he muttered, turning away, whispering the words to himself.
Jungkook nervously licked his lips. “Uh... sweet peach...?”
“Sweet peach...” he muttered, turning away, whispering the words to himself.
Jungkook watched his boyfriend anxiously, waiting for his angry reaction. It never came.
Instead, the blond burst into hysterical laughter. He clung onto Jungkook’s arm, shaking.
“Oh my g-god,” he laughed, “you think I’m-“ he wheezed, doubling over and shaking harder.
Instead, the blond burst into hysterical laughter. He clung onto Jungkook’s arm, shaking.
“Oh my g-god,” he laughed, “you think I’m-“ he wheezed, doubling over and shaking harder.
Jungkook stared at him, “Uh...”
Jimin wheezed, failing miserably to stop his laughter. “Oh, Jungkook-kookie... Jungkookie...” he trailed off, falling into another round of giggles. “T-that acc-account!” he laughed, “It doesn’t b-belong to me!”
Jungkook blinked. “It doesn’t?”
Jimin wheezed, failing miserably to stop his laughter. “Oh, Jungkook-kookie... Jungkookie...” he trailed off, falling into another round of giggles. “T-that acc-account!” he laughed, “It doesn’t b-belong to me!”
Jungkook blinked. “It doesn’t?”
Jimin laughed, shaking his head. “N-no,” he confirmed, giggling.
The dark haired boy frowned. “Who does it belong to?”
“That ac-acc- “Jimin began to hysterically laugh again, “-it be-belongs to Yoongi hyung!”
“Wait, what??”
The dark haired boy frowned. “Who does it belong to?”
“That ac-acc- “Jimin began to hysterically laugh again, “-it be-belongs to Yoongi hyung!”
“Wait, what??”
Clarification:
- yes the acc belongs to Yoongi
- Tae, Joon, and Jimin are the only ones who knew about the owner of acc
- there were subtle hints to Yoongi being the owner but they were very small
- if you have any other questions please feel free to ask :)
- yes the acc belongs to Yoongi
- Tae, Joon, and Jimin are the only ones who knew about the owner of acc
- there were subtle hints to Yoongi being the owner but they were very small
- if you have any other questions please feel free to ask :)
- end
Thank you for reading! This was probably my favorite au to write. I had a lot of fun making it. Thank you to every one who read, liked, and retweeted! Love you guys
Thank you for reading! This was probably my favorite au to write. I had a lot of fun making it. Thank you to every one who read, liked, and retweeted! Love you guys
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