Today in pulp I look back at the career of prolific pulp horror legend Guy N Smith. Stand by for werewolves, crabs, locusts and many other baffling beasties running amok...
To say Guy N Smith is prolific is an understatement: he has over a thousand short stories and magazine articles published, as well as writing for countryside magazines and promoting pipe smoking. Quite a busy guy...
Guy N Smith's mother was historical novelist E.M. Weale. He published his first story aged 12 and write 55 more before he turned 17. At his father's insistence he went into banking as a career, before moving into the shotgun trade.
Smith's pulp career really started in 1974 when New English Library were looking for werewolf novels to publish. Werewolf By Moonlight sold well, and NEL were to publish the majority of his later horror work.
Like most writers starting out professionally Guy N Smith turned his hand to any work going, including erotic novels (as Peter Lynch) and Disney book adaptations as himself.
Smith's big breakthrough came in 1976 with Night OfThe Crabs. Giant mutant crabs land ashore and wreak havoc on the locals etc. It was to spawn six sequels...
In the follow-up Killer Crabs (1976) the massive man-hating crustaceans attack the Great Barrier Reef for no apparent reason...
...though in Origin Of The Crabs (1979) we learn they are mutated Soviet creatures that washed up in Loch Merse, #Scotland.
In Crabs On The Rampage (1981) we learn that these mutated sentient sideways-scuttling psychopaths are dying of cancer, and blaming mankind for this they decide to wreak revenge on Britain. Especially Bournemouth. As you do...
In Crab's Moon (1984) they attack a holiday camp...
...whilst in Crabs: The Human Sacrifice (1988) a militant animal rights group sacrifices people to the crabs to cure their cancer, believing they are gods. The crabs have jumped the shark at this point.
If you're still hungry for giant killer crabs you'll be pleased to know they returned in ebook format in 2012. I won't spoil the surprise...
Of course, there's more to Guy N Smith than just crabs...
There's special forces ex-priest demon-hunter (and chronic masturbator) Mark Sabat, possessed by his own evil brother. For some reason this was really popular in Poland...
There's also The Slime Beast, who is, er, a beast. From the slime. This was almost turned into a movie in 2015...
Most Guy N Smith horror novels are quite short - under 300 pages. That's ideal for a long train journey or a week's commute, which was often the key demographic for pulp authors.
It is certainly true that a lot of 1970s British pulp horror was influenced by James Herbert's novel The Rats (1974). Satanic or psychotic animals/objects/weather conditions did become quite a thing for a while, but it's such a great formulae who wouldn't follow it?
I'm pleased to say that Guy N Smith is still writing. Whilst his style may not be to everybody's taste there's certainly no harm in chasing down a book or two from his back catalogue and enjoying the senseless thrill of a pulp horror trip!
There's also an annual Guy N Smith convention in England, if you'd like to meet the author and other fans. More details are here: guynsmith.com
So hats off to Guy N Smith. proof (if it was needed) that perseverance pays off for any writer. Twitter salutes you Guy. And your killer crabs....
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It is the greatest frog-worshiping zombie biker occult horror film ever made. Possibly the only one. It's certainly like no over movie you've ever seen.
Today in pulp, I look back at the 1971 classic Psychomania...
By the early 1970s British horror films were trying to get 'with it' to attract a younger audience. So it wasn't surprising that in 1971 screenwriter Arnaud d'Usseau tried to create a biker horror movie.
d'Usseau had previously written Horror Express, an Anglo-Spanish sci-fi/horror movie loosely based on John W. Campbell's novella Who Goes There. Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing and Telly Savalas did their best with the material.
"The gun is good! The Penis is evil!" bellows a huge stone head floating over the Irish countryside. It's quite a strange start to any movie, but it's about to get even stranger...
This is the story of John Boorman's classic 1974 film Zardoz.
In 1970 director John Boorman began work on a Lord Of The Rings film for United Artists. It would be an unusual adaption; The Beatles would be the Hobbits and Kabuki theatre would open the movie . Alas the studio said 'No', but the idea of a fantasy film stuck with Boorman...
So in 1972, following the commercial success of Deliverance, John Boorman started work on Zardoz - a fantasy film into which he would cram many unorthodox ideas. Initially Burt Reynolds was to play the lead role of Zed, but pulled out citing other filming commitments.
As it's #LibrariesWeek let's look back at Britain's favourite library book*: the 1977 Usborne Guide to the Supernatural World!
(*according to my readers)
Supernatural World was an anthology of three existing Usborne pocketbooks: Vampires, Mysterious Powers and Ghosts. As an Usborne hardback it was deemed perfect for the nation's libraries.
Usborne had previously fascinated and frightened readers with its 1977 World Of The Unknown series: a terrifying triptych of ghosts, monsters and UFOs. Supernatural World would continue in the same vein.
It was a university course for the price of a packet of cigarettes: Pelican Books! Maybe the blend wasn't to everyone's taste, but there's no denying the addictive nature of the range.
Today in pulp I look back at the autodidact's bible...
In 1937, two years after Allen Lane founded Penguin books, the company decided on a new imprint to provide academic and intellectual non-fiction for the general public. Lane believed there was a market for “intelligent books at a low price” which he was determined to serve
Over its lifetime Pelican sold a quarter of a billion books covering almost 3,000 subjects. Lane apparently came up with the Pelican name when he overheard a woman at King’s Cross railway station mistakenly asking for a Pelican book instead of a Penguin one.
Mr Derrick Wibley from Penge writes: "Dear PL, I recently invested in a 48k ZX Spectrum to help run my stationery business 'Penge Pens'. However I'm worried it's not powerful enough to meet the needs of my ambitious business expansion programme. What should I do?"
Well Mr Wibley fear not! The ZX Spectrum is a fully-scaleable integrated solution to your business needs - provided you buy the right peripherals!
The Time Machine, Brave New World, 1984: these weren’t the first dystopian novels. There's an interesting history of Victorian and Edwardian literature looking at the impact of modernity on humans and finding it worrying.
Today in pulp I look at some early dystopian books…
Paris in the Twentieth Century, written in 1863, was the second novel penned by Jules Verne. However his publisher Pierre-Jules Hetzel rejected it as too gloomy. The manuscript was only discovered in 1994 when Verne’s grandson hired a locksmith to break into an old family safe.
The novel, set in 1961, warns of the dangers of a utilitarian culture. Paris has street lights, motor cars and the electric chair but no artists or writers any more. Instead industry and commerce dominate and citizens see themselves as cogs in a great economic machine.