Thread by @cryborg

dissent thread to chew on

If each average pack of gum weighs 47.1 grams, holding 15 sticks, and 17% of its weight is due to packaging
Subtract the 17% of packaging weight from 47 grams = 8.00700 grams of packing weight.
Subtract 8.00700 grams of packaging weight from the total

47.1 grams = 39.09300 grams of total gum in (15 sticks)
Divide 39.09300 grams x 15 sticks = 2.6062 grams of gum per stick

If 1 Million people line a parade route and each person simultaneously begins chewing one stick of gum weighing 2.6062 grams on average...

The total amount of gum being chewed at one given time is 1,000,000 x 2.6062 grams = 2606200 grams of gum

2606200 grams of gum converted to pounds = 5745.687 pounds of gum

One stick of gum.
1 Million people.
5745.687 pounds of gum being chewed at once along a parade route.

If one million people were to chew all 15 sticks of gum in one package at the rate of one stick of gum per minute: 5745.687 pounds per piece, per million ppl: 15 pieces x 5745.687 pounds = 86,185.305 pounds of gum that could be chewed in 15 mins or less by one million people

1.2 miles of parade route from the White House to the Capital

🤔

Now
Let’s say the average human shoulder width is 20 inches (actually 18) but I’m using 20.

1,000,000 people side by side with an average shoulder width of 20 inches = 20,000,000 inches = 315.657 miles

1.2 miles = 76032 inches divided by 20 inches (average human width) = 3801.6 people per 1.2 miles of parade route on one side.

Double that for a total of 7603.2 people to represent each side of the route in a single row on each side of the street for 1.2 miles

1,000,000 people with 3801.6 people per row = 263.047138 rows
Divide 263 rows by 2, putting them equally on both sides of the street and you get 131.5 rows deep of 3801.6 people each.
131.523569 x 3801.6 = 500,000

Pennsylvania Ave is 8 lanes wide & the parade route 1.2 Miles
I don’t know how much space can be accommodated by people on or around he area & attending a parade or protest on Pennsylvania Avenue

But...

If 1 million ppl chew a pack of gum & spit it out on Pennsylvania Ave right before the parade starts it would spread a layer of 86,000 pounds of abc gum along 1.2 miles of parade route

😂 Littering? They gunna write 1 million ppl a ticket? 🤣

Probably 😆

Check my math idc 🤣👋

Watch me I’ll be the one guy getting a ticket because I spit my gum out in front of a fucking animamatroic parade float with Putin, Trump and Kim in a Hot Tub Time Machine

That’s the one before Trump’s golden shower float

Of course there will be a float to represent Russia in the parade. After all this was his idea.
Nothing like a Russian & North Korea ‘fiendship’ float in our facist US Military Veterans parade... to honor the men who sacrificed & who are single handedly trying to take that away

Gum throwing is peaceful

Stepping in it is not

But honestly

I wouldn’t do that to the troops

They don’t deserve this shit

They should be allowed to request to not participate without repercussions

They should ALL stand together

problem is: they can be kept in a bubble and be purposefully fooled by misinformation

Especially by senior leaders that have been potentially compromised.

Man... we need to sweep & re-vet everyone that works in the government after this debacle. Who knows how far foreign operatives have drilled in.
I’m telling yuh
#IndictTrump so we can fast track the repairs by undoing everything he’s done. It was an #illegalclection #void #null

As it all gets rolled back we can more easily catch and indict these spies and those involved in this conspiracy and remove their protection from the illegal pardon scheme being used by Trump, Pence, Ryan, etc to get their assists and liabilities out of trouble.

But if we don’t roll it back?

then their operatives stay hidden and it will be like finding needles in a haystack after they turn invisible.