Thread by @Popehat

Tomorrow's Federalist: "The Witnesses In The Manafort Trial JUST HAPPEN To Be In Alphabetical Order? Nice Try, Deep State!"

https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/1022941311593316353

Tomorrow's Twitchy: "LOL!!! "@kumbuckitz6969" just OWNED Mueller's Trial Materials on Twitter And It's HILARIOUS!"

Tomorrow's Vox: "Mueller's Trial Witness Opening Brief: An Explainer On How Hearings In Federal Circuit Court Work Under The Federal Procedure Codes"

[That one is obscure but trust me it's really mean]

Tomorrow's Reason: "Why There Should Be An Unregulated Market For Witness Testimony To Achieve Optimal Factfinding"

Tomorrow's InfoWars: "Do Any of These Witnesses Even Exist? I Shouted At The Keurig In The Break Room To Find Out."

Tomorrow's New York Times: "In The Manafort Witness Waiting Room, Still Firm Support For Trump"

Tomorrow's ZeroHedge: "How Federal Courts Prevent Public Scrutiny Of Trials By Banning Cane Swords And Capes"

Tomorrow's Breitbart: "We Will Pay You A Dollar If You PLEASE Click on This Manafort Story"

Tomorrow's Salon: "Mueller's List Does Not Note Each Witness' Preferred Pronoun, And That's Not Okay"

Tomorrow's Seth Abramson: "How The Manafort Trial Proves That Manafort Is On Trial 1/78"

Tomorrow's Tucker Carlson: "Which Manafort Witnesses Have Gypsy-Sounding Names? I Asked Fabio."

Tomorrow's Alan Dershowitz: "How The Constitution Gives The President's Former Campaign Chairman Retroactive Permission To Commit So-Called Tax Fraud"

Tomorrow's Laurence Tribe: "How Judge Ellis Could, By Giving The Right Jury Instruction, Make Hillary Clinton President Again"

Tomorrow's Buzzfeed: "Choose Three Vajazzle Designs To Determine Whether Paul Manafort Is Guilty Or Not Guilty"

Tomorrow's Daily Wire: "Bullied And Betrayed: How SJWs Mocked My Manafort Take, And My Long Road To Recovery"

Tomorrow's Jordan Peterson: "Succubi In The Jury Box: How Allowing Women To Decide Manafort's Fate Will Hasten The Collapse of Western Civilization. Plus Fortnite Tips!"

Tomorrow's Intercept: "What Goes On In Judge Ellis's Chambers? We Asked His Secretary, Who Told Us, Begging For Confidentiality Because She Has A Child Who Needs Medicine."

Tomorrow's Variety: "Statistically, At Least Several Manafort Witnesses Have Probably Not Been Sexually Abused By A Director or Producer"

Tomorrow's Judge Jeanine Pirro: "The Manafort Witnesses, Oathbreakers And Nation-Destroyers, Shall Writhe In A Lake of Cleansing Fire When I Come Into My Rightful Power"

Tomorrow's Slate: "We Did The Math. A Pathetic 9 of Mueller's 35 Manafort Witnesses Are Women. What This Says About the Glass Ceiling."

Tomorrow's Cosmopolitan: "Manafort Jurors Should Know How To Bring Themselves To Climax Using Just This Toilet Brush When Their Boyfriends Are In Rehab Aagain"

Tomorrow's President of the United States: "Paul Manafort is a classy guy. The Eighth Commandment says you have a right to a jury of your PEERS but most of those people in the jury pool look like LIBERALS and LOSERS. SAD! #MAGA #TARRIFS #NOCOLLUSION"