1. Let's comment on this again
https://twitter.com/statesman/status/1023214012450975746
2. Austin's diversity commission suggests that any street or monument that has any connection to slavery be renamed. I have the ultimate solution.
3. Let's just rename the USA 'Country A'.
4. Let's rename every state 'State' followed a number, which reflects the order of that state became a state. So Hawaii would be State50.
5. Let's rename every County in a state the same way, and every city too.
6. So you would say I'm from City5 in State23. In County 10.
7. Then every street & road would be called in a similar way.
8. Then you would say, my mailing address is....
325 Street5, City10, State12 in Country1.
325 Street5, City10, State12 in Country1.
9. No more naming streets for objects, things, people, or whatever. No more 'hurt feelings'.
10. And lets change everyones name to just a number too.
11. But wait, that's just like a SSN.
12. And let'd burden anyone who has abilities beyond normal such that they can't use them.
13. No one can be smarter or prettier or taller or skinnier. Or richer.
14. Welcome to the world of Harrison Bergeron. The mark of the Beast.
15. A progressive's wet dream.
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