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Lethological Vijayalakshmi 🇮🇳 Profile picture
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Aug 4, 2018 • 8 tweets • 2 min read • Read on X
Sundar Pitchai's influence on Google's Search Engine:

Search: Starbucks locations around me.
Google: Ask Amma to make you filter kaapi.

Search: Hair-cutting saloons near me.
Google: Today is Friday; go tomorrow!

1/n
2/n
Search Hindu baby names?
Google: If it's a boy, Thatha peru; if girl, Paatti peru

Search: How to travel the world in Rs 10 lakhs?
Google: World travel a ! Shut up! Put Rs 5L in FD & with balance Rs 5L buy gold!

Search: Career options
Google: Engg + MS, Engg + MBA or CA
3/n
Search: What would be a good Holiday destination?
Google: Mama's house or Athai's house.

Search: Healthy food.
Google: Thayir Saadham.

Search: Recipe for chicken 65?
Google: Error 404. Not found!
4/n
Search: What's special in December?
Google: Katcheris & Kolam.

Search: Name some swear words.
Google: Abhistoo, Saniyan, Kadangaara, Bhrummahathi...

Search: Suggest some Restaurants.
Google: Innikku ammavasai. Have palaharam at home.
5/n
Search: Lyrics for latest film song?
Google: Song lyrics a? Modalla idhai kathukko,
Vishwam Vishnur Vashatkaro

Search: Suggest Grooms.
Google: Did you mean groom with M.S. & employed in USA?

Search: Best wedding destinations in the world
Google: No weddings in Aadi Maasam
6/n
Search: Travel time to destination.
Google: It's Raahu Kalam now. Leave after 09.30.

Search: Name some interesting hobbies?
Google: Carnatic music and Bharatnatyam.

Search: Cause for nail infection.
Google: No cutting nails on Friday. Or after 6 pm on other days.
7/n
Search: Legal marriageable age for boys?
Google: Poonal pottacha?

Search: Menu ideas for parties
Google: vethakozhambu and sutta applam.

Search: Supplements for development of brain.
Google: Vendakka.
8/8
Search: Cool slangs to address peers.
Google: For men - Maama and women - Maami.

Search: Latest fashion.
Google: Madisar and Panchakacham. If children are abroad, mukka pant and T Shirt.

GOOGLANANDA🤪😬🤣

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Lethological Vijayalakshmi 🇮🇳 Profile picture
Sep 9, 2018
#BrahminsAreHumansToo 1/n

From The Politics of Brahmin Hatred & Way Forward - By Writer Jeyamohan

பிராமணவெறுப்பின் அரசியல் பின்னணி:

இங்கே பிராமண வெறுப்பு எதனால் உருவாக்கப்பட்டது?

அதன் பண்பாட்டு அடித்தளம் தான் என்ன?
#BrahminsAreHumansToo 2/n

சங்ககாலம் முதல் நாம் காணும் தமிழகப் பண்பாட்டு மோதல் என்பது தமிழர் x வடுகர் என்பதுதான்.

வடுகர் என்றால் தெலுஙகர், கன்னடர். கிருஷ்ணைக்கும் கோதாவரிக்கும் நடுவே உள்ள வேசரநாட்டைச் சேர்ந்தவர்கள்
#BrahminsAreHumansToo 3/n

கோதாவரி கிருஷ்ணா படுகையில் இருந்து மக்கள் இங்கே குடியேறிக் கொண்டே இருந்திருக்கிறார்கள்.

அதை இங்குள்ளவர்கள் எதிர்த்துப் போராடி தோற்றபடியே இருந்தனர்.

உண்மையில் இருபது நூற்றாண்டாக தமிழகத்தை ஆட்சி செய்தவர்கள் வடுகர்களே.
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Sep 9, 2018
21/n
The sordid saga of copy-and-paste continues

One more evidence uncovered of what the ROL excels at - appropriation

22/n
Not only in public places, even within private abodes, Xtianity seems to be in a belief that it is a sub-sect of Sanatana Dharma

23/n
I reckon shamelessness isn't part of the lexicon in these folks. As they say in Tamil, உப்பு போட்டு சாப்பிடும் ஜென்மங்கள் இல்லை இவர்கள்.

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Aug 9, 2018
#Karunanidhi 1/n

சுதந்திர போராட்டத்தில் பங்கேற்றவர்களின் மனகுமுறல்

மானங்கெட்டத் தமிழனே!

உலக மக்களின் பார்வை படும் மெரினாவில் அண்ணா சமாதி, எம்ஜிஆர் சமாதி, ஜெயலலிதா சமாதி, பெரியார் சிலையென்று எல்லா எழவும் இருக்குது

எங்க அந்த ராஜராஜ சோழன் சமாதி?
எங்க அந்த ராஜேந்திர சோழன் சமாதி?
#Karunanidhi 2/n

எங்க போனது சூர்யவர்மன் சிலை?
எங்க அந்த குலோத்துங்கன் நினைவிடம்?
எங்க போனது அந்த பாண்டிய மன்னனின் நினைவு மண்டபம்?
எங்க அந்த கரிகால சோழன் சிலை?
எங்க இருக்கு என் வேலுநாச்சியார் சமாதி?
எங்க இருக்கு சேரன் செங்குட்டுவனின் சமாதி?
எங்க அந்த அழகுமுத்து நினைவு மண்டபம்?
#Karunanidhi 3/n

எங்கு பார்த்தாலும்

அண்ணா அறிவாலயம்
அண்ணா நகர்
அண்ணா சாலை
அண்ணா சிலை

பெரியார் மண்டபம்
பெரியார் பேருந்து நிலையம்
பெரியார் சாலை
பெரியார் சிலை
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Jul 3, 2018
@autovimal1 @itz_katti @kandamuruganin @VVR_KrishnaN @kesavaessar @truevirathindu @vsgopalan @yogees46 @vanamadevi @lalitha_jr @srjk22 @Srinandhakumar5 @SelvakumaraK @imganesaa @MajorSimhan My answer will be a thread:

(a) Its formation
(b) Its adoption as the leader in the freedom struggle
(c) Its adoption as a leader the ilk of Gandhi, Nehru & Azad
(d) Its support to Khilafat movement
(e) Its support to Partition
(f) Its support to Moplah riots

1/n
@autovimal1 @itz_katti @kandamuruganin @VVR_KrishnaN @kesavaessar @truevirathindu @vsgopalan @yogees46 @vanamadevi @lalitha_jr @srjk22 @Srinandhakumar5 @SelvakumaraK @imganesaa @MajorSimhan 2/n

(g) Its lack of resistance to Direct Action Day
(h) Its denial of democracy post independence
(i) Its adoption of Nehru over Patel despite Patel's win
(j) Its blind support to Nehru & his policies
(k) Its constant appeasement politics
(l) its adoption of Feroze Ghandy
@autovimal1 @itz_katti @kandamuruganin @VVR_KrishnaN @kesavaessar @truevirathindu @vsgopalan @yogees46 @vanamadevi @lalitha_jr @srjk22 @Srinandhakumar5 @SelvakumaraK @imganesaa @MajorSimhan (m) Its ditching of Lal Bahadur Shastri
(n) Its approval of the betrayal of Subhash Bose by Nehru
(o) Its choice of Indira over Kamaraj
(p) Its quelling of dissenting voices
(q) Its tacit encouragement of religious violence in India
(r) Its lack of courage vs Bangladesh

3/n
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Jun 19, 2018
#BJPDumpsPDP

Chanakya Neeti at work!

I sense an election being advanced to January.

No exams, but ahead of an exam season, thus no vacations 😭 for NOTA-Hindus

One Nation One Election (practically) with many state elections likely to be clubbed with Parliamentary polls
Jammu-Kashmir
Rajasthan
Madhya Pradesh
Chhattisgarh
Odisha
Andhra Pradesh
Telangana

Karnataka - in-fighting
West Bengal - 356
Kerala - 356
Tamil Nadu - dissolution
Delhi - implosion

Possible candidates for state elections with Parliamentary polls
Arunachal Pradesh
Sikkim
Mizoram

And additionally

Haryana
Jharkhand
Maharashtra
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Jun 17, 2018
@ramb096 @nk2191 @sparjaga @sbm_indian @ranganaathan @AakalpJohari @ananvaras @Aswattaman @srjk22 @lalitha_jr @rkmuthwho @MajorSimhan @girishs2 @SrividhyaSK The saddest commentary and reality in any discussion with people who sympathize with an imaginary Tamil cause (aka, victimhood narrative, persecution paranoia, inferiority complex, illogical exceptionalism & selective xenophobia) is this:

SHIFTING GOAL-POSTS 🤔

1/n
@ramb096 @nk2191 @sparjaga @sbm_indian @ranganaathan @AakalpJohari @ananvaras @Aswattaman @srjk22 @lalitha_jr @rkmuthwho @MajorSimhan @girishs2 @SrividhyaSK Victimhood Narrative is always about some imaginary force that is out to mess up their lives. Most often than not it is that North Indian imposition of Hindi. These folks fail to understand that their Dravidian cousins and leaders have moved on from this state of life.

2/n
@ramb096 @nk2191 @sparjaga @sbm_indian @ranganaathan @AakalpJohari @ananvaras @Aswattaman @srjk22 @lalitha_jr @rkmuthwho @MajorSimhan @girishs2 @SrividhyaSK The foot soldiers playing into the hands of such devious malintended leaders' ploy is all too familiar for me to repeat. Yet when the populace is kept uneducated, it is bound to happen as a natural corollary, IMO.

3/n
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