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@Owaahh
Aug 11, 2018 • 10 tweets • 7 min read • Read on X
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Baobox is such a cool place.

Also, I am happy to report that the water cutting on #NairobaeIGTour 4.0 has begun. My crown is at stake today (or rather tomorrow morning).
...and then we won! (although by we here I mean @Atetwee and @theMagunga). The game was Kenya 50/50.
#NairobaeIGTour
Bad decisions are being made courtesy of @Turnup_Travel. We are in riparian lands.

#NairobaeIGTour
There are 4 SANY excavators in this image. 4! But we couldn't find the guy who the lift column fell on.
#NairobaeIGTour
Kids, there was once a mall here called Ukay. It was built on top of a river....until the fire nation attacked. Or as we call them now, SANY the Demolisher. #NairobaeIGTour
An aerial view of the former UK, with demolitions going on. #NairobaeIGTour
Anyway, back to #NairobaeIGTour. Here we see @Wamathai, a skinny fish in water, and @theMagunga refusing to expose himself. Na huko nyuma, @Mwirigi's moobs.
#NairobaeIGTour is a random tour of Nairobi organised by @Turnup_Travel, I hold the unchallenged record for doing a full night (24hours). We gather early, we quit early the next day. In those 24 hours, we TURNUP! (It's chaos, glorious chaos).
A big part of @Turnup_Travel's IG tours is exploring parts of cities you didn't even know about.
Sigh. Bad decisions. But it seems my record at #NairobaeIGTour will remain untouched. Also that t-shirt at the back says "I'm in a noisy place"...thus the chaos of this city tour progresses. Less than 6 hours to go. 🤔✊!

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Are we angry yet?

Are we angry enough yet?

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