The Ring is a film about the importance of looking after your emotional well-being
The Thing is a film about cracking open a cold one with the boys
Ratatouille is a film about the difficulties of being a head chef
RoboCop is a film about using your career to make something of yourself
Starship Troopers is a film about the importance of debugging your system
Tron is a film about PC culture gone mad
The Hobbit films are about the lore of diminishing returns
National Treasure is a film about keeping up with the Joneses
Titanic is a film about the danger of falling for someone who ends up being too cool
Arrival is a film about how learning a new language takes time
Fight Club is a film about how you're a different person if you don't get a good night's sleep
Who Framed Roger Rabbit is a film about the dangers of hanging out with sketchy characters
Secretary is a film about getting leathered with the boss
Spider-Man: Homecoming is a film about a father taking umbrage at the web presence of his daughter’s new boyfriend
Death Becomes her is a film about the difficulty in preserving a long-term relationship
The Prestige is a film about how hard it can be to perform in a double-act
Children of Men is a film about someone dying to have a birthday party
Moon is a film about how annoying it is when people make you keep repeating yourself
Logan's Run is a film about how hard it is to have a healthy glow in your 30s
Footloose is a film about Dance Dance Revolution
Castaway is a film about @thelonelyisland
Beetlejuice is a film about a couple who can’t handle their spirits
Challenger is a film about how if you liked it then you should'a put a ring on it.
(sorry)
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Cool Runnings is a film about a group of friends whose future’s going downhill.
The Matrix is a film about being woke online
The Terminator is a film about dangerous birth control techniques
The Italian Job is a film about troublemakers at the back of the bus
The Hunt For Red October is a film about staying calm in a high-pressure environment
Dracula is a film about maintaining relationships with key stakeholders
Threads is a film about Sheffield, strikes, and minors
Baby Driver was a film about a race track
Aladdin is a film about getting in trouble for rubbing one out
Gremlins is a film about getting wet and making bad decisions
Frankenstein is a film about a man’s struggle to make a living
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory is a film about heir conditioning
Gulliver’s Travels is a film about economies of scale
The Sixth Sense is a film about Bruce Willis always being late
Pulp Fiction is a film about gangsters with a twist
Up in Smoke is a film about joint shareholding.
It's a Wonderful Life is a film about putting petal to the mettle
Evil Dead is a film about how hard it is to ingest dire tree fibres
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