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A Morning Story:
A president Googled himself and didn't like the results. He suggested that they're somehow illegal. He picked up his Twitter machine and pecked out some word salad against Google.
While this president fumed over his search results, praised himself via random Lou Dobbs quote, and something, something the stock market, something, something... reasonable citizens shook their heads.
They shrugged. "That's our idiot president doing idiot president things, again." Then they found their pumpkin spiced lattes and continued their morning.
But somewhere, somewhere down the hall, down the street, someone wailed. Wailed with a desperate urgency they didn't even know they had. With the last bit of fight they had left, they managed the words, " #Netneutrality could have helped with that, sir."

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