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Ironies of India

1) Moghuls became Indians and Indians became kaafirs.

2) Nehru-Khan-Maino became Gandhis and we Indians became fools.
3) Muslims became Kashmiris and Kashmiris became refugees.

4) Bangladeshis became bengalis and bengalis will soon become West Bangladeshis.
5) Those who are intolerant of Hindus became seculars and real seculars became intolerants alias sanghi terrorists.

6) Maoists and #Urbannaxals became intellectuals and real intellectuals became bhakts.
7) Terrorists became "poor sons of headmasters" and Army became human rights violators.

8) Appeasement became secular while equality became communal.
9) The tukde tukde gang became patriots while patriots became right wingers and ultranationalists.

10) Wood used for Asthi became environmental concern while illegal occupied land for burials became secular birth right.
11) Wool used in making rakhis became pain for the sheep while animals slaughtered during Eid became religious freedom.
12) Touts became journalists, holi celebrations became game of semen filled balloons, diwali became noise polluter, dussehra became environmental hazard while Biryani became only more tastier every Eid.
13) Bharat mata ki jai became communal while bharat tere tukde honge became freedom of expression.

14) Divide and rule became inclusive while Sabka saath, Sabka vikas became divisive.
15) ISIS became the outcome of unemployment and RSS became terrorist organisation.

16) Terrorism became reciprocation while Army became inhuman.

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