So I woke up this morning with this practically half written in my head. Expand the thread to read my version of "The Storm Before Christmas." Written in loving dedication to all the #QAnon Autists and Patriots out there, and #TheStorm that's saving the world...
'Twas the Storm before Christmas,
When all through the "House,"
All the Puppets were nervous...
(We followed their spouse!!)
The indictments were sealed and counted with care,
In hopes ALL "bad actors" names would be there.
I went back to 8chan to reread the Map...
I'd just made a new link from this epic screen cap,
When suddenly Trump made a new post on Twitter!
In fact, there were THREE tweets, and he sounded bitter...