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Battle of Opportunity
Floof, folderol, furbelows, ruffles and the horrors that are trends of technology.
Florals first: Printing a floral fabric takes good printing tech. When chintz first hit the scene in the 1720s, it was block printed in 2-3 colors, thusly.
That’s from the Victoria & Albert, 1730s. I think it’s configured for maternity wear, which just goes to show that we’ve always made pregnant people suffer.
That is a chintz, and for about a generation, people wore a lot of those patterns. Because they were hot, new tech.
Printing that is like scrapbooking, sort of. Think rubber stamps: carve 2-3 stamps around 10-25 inches square, lay out the fabric, hit it with the stamps in 2-3 different dyes. Pay attention & keep everything square.
Labor intensive, but MUCH cheaper than embroidery!
Then someone figured out roller stamps & consecutive rollers. This tech got better by iterations, and with each iteration & each new set of dyes, florals made a comeback because they’re technically more difficult than geometrics. Floral fabric is manufacturers showing off.
The current iteration is because we just went through damasks (which are generally a direct precursor to florals, as abstract, simpler florals) and dye sublimation printing (like inkjet printer, but 45-60” wide, roll fed, with heat) has gotten REALLY good recently.
That’s a damask I like, but note how there are some parts that aren’t as brightly white? On old skool block print damask, those fades would be because the block/roller was imperfectly inked, and thus that would be reject quality.
Not this time, though. That’s intentional...
To show off how precise the printers have gotten. Just like in animation, showing consistent grunge in fabric print is harder than getting something perfectly aligned every time.
So that’s why we’ve got florals right now. Also in part because we’ve got a reactionary backlash going, and florals have a long association with the feminine; I do point out that Betsey Johnson & Dolce & Gabbana both have a several YEAR history of florals (& feminist leanings.)
Ruffles, OTOH, are a horror of evil labor exploitation & bad design.
2 ways to make a ruffle, and both are in use. One is cut a lot of long narrow strips of fabric (either on grain or cross grain, doesn’t matter), run one long edge through a machine called a ruffler, sew. OR...
Cut circles of fabric into spirals, run the inner edge through the ruffler, sew.
This just got a LOT cheaper thanks to laser cutting CNC machines. Since fabric is at an all-time low right now, especially synthetics (which are easiest to laser cut...)
Clothes are technology.
And ruffles hide a multitude of construction sins. Uneven seams? Put a ruffle on it. Garment off grain? Nobody not wearing it will notice with ruffles. (It’ll be uncomfortable, tho.) Want drape, but don’t wanna pay for better fabric? Build a solid base, throw on droopy ruffles.
There’s also some conventional fashion cruelty going on: for generations, women with athletic or round bodies have been told not to wear ruffles because they make one look bigger. (Meh.) Which is a sin, per fashion wisdom. Women should almost vanish, right? (Grrrrrrr.)
When high fashion encourages ruffles, it’s high fashion flipping off women who don’t conform to whatever high fashion is pushing as an ideal body type.
The women who adopt it? Often doing so not because they especially like ruffles, but because they’ve absorbed that thought.
The shoulder ruffle trend? Personally? I think that’s a practical joke, but the thing is, people like Melanoma can be encouraged to buy anything, or can be gifted anything, and they’ll wear it.
Because they don’t know better, because they don’t consider how clothing is made.
The labor exploitation is the result of labor being cheap. If you’re paying the people who make your garments $1 a garment, you don’t care how difficult that garment is to make.
If you can get away with it, you will. If they won’t tell you to go soak your head, you’ll push.
When labor has more power in the garment trade, the lines get simpler & cleaner, garments have better construction, and garments cost more, but they last longer, and trends are slower to shift.
When labor is less powerful, none of that is true. And ruffles show up. To hide sins.
Take-away? Don’t buy the trends if you can help it. Focus on the classic pieces whenever possible. Try to skip fast fashion* (F21, Zara, Deb, Target/Walmart/TJMaxx/Kohls) when possible in favor of either the resale market or a better quality piece.
*Does not apply to kids.
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Let me tell you the story of the State Lege trips.
My mother comes from a small town; her family has been in the area for almost 200 years now. Her g’g’grandparents on both sides founded 3 of the small towns in the area. She’s related to everyone.
(Yes, it’s possible to be both local aristocracy & white trash.) She’s also one of those people who will claim someone else’s tragedy if it attracts attention to her, especially if she’s far enough away that she doesn’t have to actually DO anything about the tragedy.
Which happened. When I was a small child. A distant family member got HIV from a blood transfusion, got kicked out of school, and Smother became an HIV/AIDS activist, 2000 miles away from the actual sick kid. Her activism consisted mostly of throwing parties (aka fundraisers.)
2019 Spring Runway: Free Shots of Brain Bleach Edition
Step Away From Pinterest Edition
Designers are Agents of Patriarchal Oppression Edition
We’re in the Fucking Stupid Timeline Aren’t We? Edition
Dear Hecate How Can We Appease You & Make This Stop? Edition
It’s my experience, and not everyone’s. I’m a behaviorist, and trauma is my jam.
2. So new tag: #MediaPTSD
Superheroes Need Shrinks: Batman, Wanda & Pietro Maximoff, 9/11 and mass casulty events
(or how we and our government participate in mutual gaslighting, and some thoughts on breaking the cycle for the benefit of our politics.)
3. When I decided to be a shrink, back in the dim dark days of the 1990s, my university still ran most of the student computers as terminals attached to a mainframe. There was one Win3.1 lab and 2 Apple labs. For 30K people.
Since this is a common misunderstanding: Cup size is a designation of the difference in circumference between the largest part of the chest (usually over the nips) and the smallest part, over the ribcage, with no breast tissue. 1/4
A= 1
B= 2
C= 3
D= 4
DD/E= 5
DDD/F= 6
DDDD/FF=7
Clearly, a D cup looks MUCH bigger on someone with a 27 inch ribcage than it does on someone with a 36 inch ribcage, but the volume in the cup is the same. When someone says “giant double D’s” the bustier amongst us just roll our eyes. That person has no clue. 2/4