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Oct 5, 2018
Is that toilet paper stuck to his shoe? ๐Ÿคฃ
Trump's toilet paper walk, with music.
Curb Your Toilet Paper.
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Sep 13, 2018
Sounds serious.

A letter, authored by someone affiliated with Stanford University, describes an incident involving Brett Kavanaugh and an anonymous woman.

"BuzzFeed News contacted the woman believed to be the subject of the letter at her home last week. She declined to comment"
"Different sources provided different accounts of the contents of the letter ... but the one consistent theme was that it describes an incident involving Kavanaugh and a woman while they were in high school." theintercept.com/2018/09/12/breโ€ฆ
More clues: The anonymous woman who is the subject of the letter is being represented by Debra Katz, a whistleblower attorney who works with #MeToo survivors.
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Sep 13, 2018
Expectations are low because this is the kind of president we're working with. An astronomic ignoramus. cnbc.com/2018/09/11/truโ€ฆ
Cohn pushes back against Woodward's reporting and denies exposing Trump's stupidity.

But Trump himself has repeatedly made similar ignorant statements in the press about national debt, etc.

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Aug 19, 2018
It's become clear that Rand Paul is the "Dana Rohrabacher" of the U.S. Senate.

And it's funny how we haven't heard from Rohrabacher lately... Might be because Rohrabacher is busy trying to fight for his seat by whipping up lies about his ties to suspected Russian agents.
There's been countless Twitter threads speculating about wtf Rand Paul is doing, w/ regards to Russia. Paul voted against Russia sanctions last yr & voted against a non-binding motion to support/expand NATO in July as Trump attacked US alliances at the European summit in Brussels
When Trump sided w/ Putin in Helsinki by doubting US intel on Russian hacking and refusing to condemn Russia for election interference, Rand Paul's father (Ron Paul) defended and praised Trump.

Some speculate that the Pauls are compromised; they're both probably useful idiots.
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Aug 15, 2018
"Nobody knows who I am because of my husband,โ€ she says. โ€œPeople know of my husband because of me."

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Kellyanne Conway says @gtconway3d's critical tweets about Trump are "disrespectful" and "a violation of basic decency, if not marital vows."

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Aug 10, 2018
Donald Trump is president right now. So I understand that standards are so low that people are actually considering you. You have no legislative experience and don't have enough substance or experience in either domestic or foreign policy to earn public confidence. I'm concerned.
I appreciate that you represent Stormy Daniels & you're fighting to hold Trump accountable, but it's a bad look for you to think that you can ride the Stormy Daniels scandal fame into the WH. Makes you look like you have an ulterior motive in representing Daniels @MichaelAvenatti
Quite frankly, I'm not going to vote for a political neophyte w no relevant experience to the highest office. Trump's inexperience was 1 of the reasons I opposed him to begin w, so why the hell would I vote for some1 like him? B/c you promise you can defeat him? Bitch, puh-lease.
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