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Sep 23, 2018 18 tweets 9 min read Read on X
I am now watching #NappilyEverAfter and I’m already wondering where the heat damage is at 😂
Shadow Moon is a doctor??? Oh ok!

#NappilyEverAfter
“Brothers want what’s real”

Me:

#NappilyEverAfter
This lady said she didn’t know she put relaxer in Violet’s hair but considering relaxer smells like alcohol and burnt eggs, that’s a lie LOL

#NappilyEverAfter
They been together two years and Violet ain’t bust put the bonnet yet?

Ah naw 😂

#NappilyEverAfter
Blonde hair attracts Chets lol? Who knew

#NappilyEverAfter
What year is this movie supposed to be based in because—

#NappilyEverAfter
This film is right about YT bosses thinking they can comment about your hair. I remember my boss commented on my blonder hair & how she didn’t like it & I mentioned that everyone in the office isn’t really fond of her overgrown mullet but life goes on sksksk 😂

#NappilyEverAfter
Ain’t nothing wrong with Zoe’s hair it just needs to be styled. How is your dad a hairstylist and letting you down like this??? 😩

#NappilyEverAfter
“Didn’t those clippers sound like Harriet Tubman calling you to freedom?”

Harriet:

#NappilyEverAfter
Rubbing my scalp is is definitely not a first date thing but live ya life Violet 😂

#NappilyEverAfter
Why is Lynn Whitfield playing the annoyingly bougie Black mama villain #1 in every movie 😂???

#NappilyEverAfter
...Why does Shadow Moon still have the keys to your place...



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Wait you got back with Shadow Moon??? Gworl I—

#NappilyEverAfter
“Can you make it straight?”

Me:

#NappilyEverAfter
Were niggas saying “women of color” 2003? lol

#NappilyEverAfter
...Is that how it ends?

#NappilyEverAfter
Well that was whelming. Definitely need to be modernized. Feels like a missed opportunity but ok

#NappilyEverAfter

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Besides the “holiday” being an affront to our Indigenous siblings, it is also in line with America’s ever-present tradition of simultaneously celebrating White mediocrity and depravity and tbh, return to sender please 😐
In addition to this, if you *HAVE* to celebrate a “Christopher” today, there are others available, who aren’t directionally-challenged nincompoops.
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~Both things~ can be true. Because nuance lol
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YETIDE IS BACK ON MY TV 😍

#ThisIsUs
(Looking good boo

@YetideBadaki 😁!!!)

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.@Bossip these mofos at it again. Biting you shit 😤
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“Dragged to smithereens”. The caucaci—
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I hate how this question is a thing too (i.e misogynoir & colorism) but the older I get, the more I realize that it’s not because the asker is seeking validation (eff y’all, BW are dope), but more so because bigotry in dating is an immense time waster & who got time to waste?
Listening to Dawson yesterday remembering some things that Toni Morrison has explained about racial trauma/race-specific gaslighting, I am reminded that the most violent thing about racism is not just the actual violence but the joy & the *time* that it steals away from us.
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*snorts*

As you are saying this, Debra, media outlets are still having a field day with male survivor Jimmy Bennett for even *daring* to come forward about being allegedly assaulted by Asia Argento.
What is with y’all and lying about the believability of male/non-women survivors? Like patriarchy doesn’t also chew them up and spit them out for being ~weak enough~ to be assaulted???? Hmm? What gives?
This ~superior victim~ thing that White women have going on is not the wave and it is precisely the thing that keeps undermining the efforts of #MeToo/#TimesUp and tbh, y’all need to let that shit go because if it that isn’t base narcissism, IDK what is.
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