Right now, 100 years ago, Col. George C Marshall was staring at a map very much like the one below, save that he had no idea how far the massed US Army divisions would advance. It was the eve of America's largest battle: the Meuse-Argonne Offensive. And Marshall had planned it.
From the Aisne River to the Meuse River stood the largest US Army ever assembled in our history to that point. Fifteen divisions - 28k men each, twice the size of French & German divisions - stacked up, waiting for the word to go. Some were veterans. Most were very, very green.
Over 30 French divisions are stacked up to their left and right. The Americans, with 1.2 million troops now in France, have their own front. But it's a hell of a front: the Argonne Forest. Already a natural obstacle, it has been held by the Germans for 4 years. It is a fortress.
The Argonne doesn't just exist, it looms. I was there this summer and you never wonder if you're seeing it. It is massive, dark, and foreboding. And that's without the lines of trenches, rolls of barbed wire, steel-reinforced pillboxes, & underground bunkers.
Right about now, 100 years ago, gun crews for 2,700 pieces of Allied artillery would be making their final checks to their pieces; counting the shells mounding in graceful piles behind the guns; officers and NCOs running over the scheme of fire one last time. #WW1#MeuseArgonne
In the trenches, platoon leaders were reviewing the plans with their commanders or on last minute recons to check the wire. Their maps would only contain the enemy's information rather than friendly - for fear of being captured. In the 9 US attack divisions, there were 1,728 PLTs
Sergeants in the 6,912 squads made sure their men were resting - or appearing to rest. Last minute preparations were made. A Stokes mortar moved here, a 37mm gun brought up there. Cooks readied coffee for the men in the morning. Those who could, slept.
In order to keep the Germans from discovering the battery placements of the 28th Division's artillery in the forests, they didn't fell trees. Rather, they tied the tops together with wire & cut thru the trunks. One stroke of an axe would cut the wire, bringing the trees down.
At 0230 on September 26, the cables were cut, the trees fell, revealing the guns of the 28th "Keystone" Division; which opened fire at once, joining the 2,700-gun chorus of destruction that was ranging from the Argonne Forest to the Meuse River.
For three hours, the sleek 75mm guns, the stubby 155mm howitzers, the railway guns, the 155mm GPFs, barked, shook, rattled, heaved, and smoked, firing more munitions than had been fired in the entire four year period of the American Civil War. #MeuseArgonne
At 0530, the ground covered in a dense fog, the barrage shifted, its nature changing from protective rather than offensive, as it rolled slowly forward. Behind it came the infantrymen of 9 divisions, out into the shell-pocked, ravine-rutted, wire-filled No-man's-land.
The dense fog and nature of the ground played hell with unit cohesion, liaison between right and left units, and communication to the rear. Fierce combat began to clean out trenches, pillboxes, and dugouts. Conflict swirled around the base of the tall hill of Montfaucon.
Like Montsec in the St Mihiel Salient, Montfaucon was a formidable height, dominating the surrounding countryside, riddled with bunkers, pillboxes, and trenches. Unlike Montsec, the Germans did not abandon it but stayed to fight. The 79th & 37th Divisions converged on this hill.
The 79th, a National Army division, attacked head-on, receiving fearful losses from German machine gun fire. They would not reach Montfaucon until 1800 that day. Attacking with tanks but without artillery support, they made a lodgement on the slopes of the hill at nightfall.
The 37th "Buckeye" Division of the @OHNationalGuard was a more veteran division. They took their first lines of trenches, seized the Bois de Montfaucon, & kept on going, lapping around the edge of the hill. Patrols from the 37th went up Montfaucon but could not gain the summit
American divisions surged forward, with the goal to create small salients in German lines in order to be able to attack out of them into German flanks. With surprise & speed on their side, they advanced quickly on the 1st day. But German reserve divisions began to flow in.
Barrage map for the 79th Division artillery for Montfaucon, courtesy @OsherMaps. Note the timelines for shifting the barrage forward. Timed with the infantry advance.
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In college, one of my female friends was sexually assaulted at a party by another male student. I & another friend forcibly entered the room & extricated our friend. She was shaking with rage & fear. She didn't want to report it.
However, we convinced her that she should, in order to keep it from happening to other women. We accompanied her to the student life office where she detailed what happened. They said since it happened off campus, they couldn't do anything & she shouldn't have been drinking.
They told her that since there was no rape, they had no criminal charges to pursue. Besides, she was underage drinking & should have known better than to go to that party.
My friend suffered from extreme anxiety after that. Her assailant eventually transferred schools.
So I'm gonna slam some gin and watch The Last Jedi here in about half an hour or so.
Prepare yourselves
Oh, for the new folks on here, this means I'm going to get drunk and live tweet The Last Jedi. I've given every other Star Wars movie this treatment so it's about time to hit this one
Ok. Let's do this thing.
The Last Jedi.
Or as I call it "wanna be ESB but is incapable of it
We open with logisiticians arguing over what to evacuate
At 0100 this morning 100 years ago, thousands of US guns opened fire in a deafening crescendo of steel. In the 26th Division sector alone were 202 guns of all calibers, from trench mortars all the way up to massive railway guns. The St Mihiel Offensive had begun.
Across the lines, the guns paused for a five minute sound ranging an hour before the infantry advance. Germans who scrambled out of their dugouts to man defensive positions were caught in a hail of steel and high explosive when the bombardment resumed.
On the south end of the Salient, the @FightingFirst, 42nd, 89th, 2nd, 5th, 90th, and @82ndABNDiv (still legs) went over the top at 0500, attacking from south to northwest. US Renault FT17 tanks rolled forward over the wet ground in support of the infantry.
CHECK YO WATCHES CAUSE ITS GIN O CLOCK ALL UP IN HERE
listen. Listen. I've got a story. Shuttup and don't interrupt. Ahem.
Once upon a goddam time, on August 28 1862, Thomas Jonathan Jackson made a horrible decision at Brawner's Farm. Ya heard? #drunjhistory
Ok so here's the Lil thing here. Ya gotta understand some shit. It's 1862 which is a helluva year for our ol country because we've got this civil war and stuff going on. By August, it's that time of year for "let's go shoot everything in northern Virginia, k guys?"
GUYS. Guess what happens in 45 minutes? It's August 19. Know what that means? It's the anniversary of the USS Constitution versus the HMS Guerriere. KNOW what that means? IT'S TIME TO DRINK DRINKS AND TALK ABOUT MY FAVORITE WARSHIP, SHE IS SO HOT YOU GUYS
Ok, so, look. The Constitution. Way back when in like the dawn of time or whatever, I dunno, everyone from then is dead, well, GW gets this law to allow for six friggin frigates built. Which is CLUTCH bc T Jeff is gonna be all "gunboats, fuckers" which DOESNT WORK
Anyhoo, six frigates. Built up and down the northeast and Mid-Atlantic. Six of em. If you're counting. This is a big deal because the US Navy at this time consists of 6 dudes in a coracle with a rusted musket. Ok, not that bad but damn, not far off you guys