This made my day. A rating agency that didn't upgrade India EVEN ONCE during the ten years of the UPA, was in fact waiting for the UPA to leave so it could appreciate its work and upgrade India.
This made my day. Man who doesn't believe in caste is a proud janehudhari brahmin.
This made my day. Man who once called the sitting Prime Minister of India a Eunuch, and refused to apologise for it, now says he is pained by the new low in politics.
This made my day. Woman who has done nothing to reopen Cinemas banned because of Islamic Fundamentalism in her own state, congratulates the opening of Cinemas by an Islamic Fundamentalist state.
This made my day. Woman honoured with PETA Hero to Animals award releases a video four days later on how to be a hero by roasting a poor hapless animal. (h/t @Anand_G9)
This made my day. Man who ran a Recovery Day campaign demanding accountability of 854 cr looted by @ArvindKejriwal finally gets his Recovery as he is nominated to the Rajya Sabha by @ArvindKejriwal himself. (images courtesy @ajaymaken, @KapilMishra_IND)
This made my day. Woman who believes that God created the earth, animals, and man; that the messenger of God flew on the back of a winged horse; and further believes in a holy book that negates Darwin & Evolution in toto, mocks someone who doesn't believe in Darwin and Evolution.
This made my day. A Tamilian named Stalin asks Tamilians to give Tamil names to their children.
This made my day. Man who derides others for wearing expensive clothes, and coined the phrase 'suit-boot ki sarkar' because of it, himself wears a Rs 68,000 Burberry jacket. (h/t @Iyervval)
This made my day. An affidavit on solid waste management filed by the government is itself considered solid waste by the Supreme court.
This made my day. Party that castigates the ruling govt for keeping military equipment sale particulars a secret, had itself kept them a secret when it was the ruling govt. (h/t @Iyervval)
This made my day. Man who ran a malicious campaign against a person for 15 years pleads with that same person to stop a malicious campaign against him.
This made my day. Channel that lashed other media houses for not crediting its journalist in their coverage of her story, is lashed by the same journalist for not crediting her in its coverage of her story.
This made my day. Journalist who lectures on his mission to fight the spread of fake news is shortly going to apologise for spreading fake news. livelaw.in/tv-journalist-…
This made my day. Man resolutely against piracy himself pirated someone else's work for his party symbol. (h/t @KiranKS)
This made my day. Man who said Evolution was a complete lie because no one in the jungle saw a monkey turn into man is chief guest at #NationalScienceDay.
This made my day. Man on left finds what the man on right is wearing outlandish.
This made my day. Man who said Dr Manmohan Singh was neither a sardar nor asardar now says he is not only a sardar but also asardar. (h/t @Being_Humor)
This made my day. Man whose party and its supporters are currently turning apoplectic with rage at today's decision to grant religious status to one Hindu sect, had earlier not only demanded similar status himself, he now also agrees with today's decision. thenewsminute.com/article/yeddyu…
This made my day. Men assemble to reduce pollution, by burning 50,000 kilograms of wood. (h/t @bhak_sala)
This made my day. Man boasting about how he can secretly record conversations using a hidden camera, himself gets secretly recorded on a hidden camera. (h/t @waynesmith1971) #CambridgeAnalytica
This made my day. Family billionaire who mocked Indians for complaining about price rise with the price of an ice-cream complains about the price of a cup of tea. (h/t @pokershash)
This made my day. Folks who implored others to delete an App because of security concerns ended up deleting their own App because of the same concerns.
This made my day. Organisation that demanded the culprit responsible for the CBSE paper leak be arrested, finds its own member arrested for the same.
This made my day. Woman who wants to penalise and regulate the spread of fake news herself spreads fake news.
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This made my day. Men stuff themselves silly on chhola bhaturas before embarking on a five-hour hunger strike. (h/t @gurujeeGayabh, @INCIndia)
This made my day. Supreme Court petition to regulate the powers of the Chief Justice of India was heard and dismissed by a bench that included the Chief Justice of India himself. barandbench.com/sc-petition-co…
This made my day. Man who is currently leading the charge for an Impeachment Motion against a judge defended a judge against an Impeachment Motion himself, later adding that politicians should keep out of impeaching judges as Impeachment Motions are a farce. (h/t @It66703591)
This made my day. Police put up a WANTED poster on the wall of an absconder's home even as he stands right beside them indulging in general chit-chat. indianexpress.com/article/india/…
This made my day. Man who is enraged and mad as hell by the adoption of a historical site by a private company was Chairman of the committee that wanted to compel private companies to adopt historical sites. (h/t @bvijayrao) ndtv.com/india-news/bef…
This made my day. Party that mocks and lampoons the adoption of a historical monument by a private company had gone to great lengths to formulate rules that included adoption of historical monuments by private companies. (h/t @KanchanGupta) pib.nic.in/newsite/PrintR…
This made my day. Man who is the holy spirit and guiding light for Communists who famously said "Let the stock market go to hell!", himself invested in the stock market. swarajyamag.com/elsewhere/8-fa…
This made my day. Man who mocks someone for contesting from two seats, saying he is doing so because he is scared, contested from two seats himself. (h/t @xeqtz)
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This made my day. Man who boasts his newspaper will bust fake news has his own newspaper peddling fake news. opindia.com/2018/05/cbi-de…
This made my day. The same two men who now want the date of an Assembly floor test to be extended and shortened respectively, earlier wanted the date of an Assembly floor test to be shortened and extended respectively. (h/t @ravithinkz, @DrAMSinghvi) thehindu.com/2005/03/10/sto…
This made my day. Man who today DEMANDED that an Anglo-Indian SHOULD NOT BE nominated so as to bolster the numbers of the party called for a floor test, had earlier argued that an Anglo-Indian SHOULD BE nominated so as to bolster the numbers of the party called for a floor test.
This made my day. Party that fought tooth & nail AGAINST the Governor calling the single largest party to form the govt, had drafted a plea to fight tooth & nail FOR the Governor calling the single largest party to form the govt. (h/t @anujg) timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/fearing-…
A clarification within 3 hours of the explosive Hollande quote, when normally it would take weeks. Tells you the seriousness of the allegation. Much more clarity is needed, both from the Indian and the French governments, including documents that prove otherwise. This. Is. Big.
Only one story could begin the primetime tonight, that of President Hollande - the man who signed the Rafale deal with @narendramodi - and his EXPLOSIVE claim. Only one.
True. But this isn't the point right now. After all, remember Mukesh's infamous words - "Congress toh apni dukaan hai"? The point right now is to ascertain if BJP Anil ki dukaan hai. GOI must disprove Hollande's claim at once and with documentary evidence.
These fruitcakes don't know who they are dealing with. @Iyervval would probably egg them on to make sure he is jailed and stuffed inside a striped jumpsuit. Then he will tweet on the nuances of prison cuisine from inside.
Just heard that @Iyervval has been detailed by @DelhiPolice. He isn't answering his phone. Going to Nizamuddin police station to enquire about this UNBELIEVABLE happening. Stay safe, Abhijit, all of us are with you.
Had requested two Congress leaders to give their two minutes for a #StopAndAsk. Unfortunately they had to decline - Mr S was travelling while Mr M was busy in court appearances. Will keep trying.
Our Kerala needs our help. Just contributed to the Chief Minister's Distress Relief Fund (Transaction id: 822715002811). I stand, as do all Indians, with Mr Pinarayi Vijayan, in this difficult hour. Every little helps.
In times of great calamity, all Indians come together, irrespective of language, religion, or ideology.
Also come together in such difficult times those who dream of nothing else but the break up of India, along linguistic, religious, or ideological lines.
IGNORE the latter.
Eighty-four and a half years ago to the day, a DEVASTATING earthquake of magnitude 8.4 struck Bihar. Upwards of 30,000 died. One man called it a DIVINE CHASTISEMENT sent by God for our SINS.
That man was Mahatma Gandhi, the Father of our Nation.
Now reading @gchikermane's 70 Policies that Shaped India - 1947 to 2017, Independence to $2.5 Trillion. Jargon-free and meticulously researched (700 citations), this promises to be the go-to indispensable guide for policy-makers and laymen alike. PDF: orfonline.org/wp-content/upl…
On to Chapter 10 of @gchikermane's utterly engrossing book - frank admission: I never thought reading government policies could be so riveting - I pause, and reflect on this particular DISASTER - Air India nationalisation. If only @narendramodi could be gifted this book. If only.
The brilliant economist and friend @harshmadhusudan said recently that India would be a $ 12 trillion economy in ten years. Nothing would please me more, but I sincerely doubt that.
At every crossroad to us afforded, we have taken the wrong turn. We have made a habit of it.