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May 25, 2017 21 tweets 6 min read Twitter logo Read on Twitter
#BREAKING: #LEAKED recording of GOP strategy session. Unclear at this time if related to healthcare, tax policy, or basic moral aims.
#LEAKED White House junior staffers coming to an important realization:
Sean looking for bushes like:
Fox News trying to sell it like:
Paul Ryan contemplates his Faustian Bargain as breaking news hits:
But then he remembers he gets to hurt poor people AND give money to the super rich:
GOP Congressmen responding to CBO scores like:
Spicer prepping to answer for CBO scores and Trump attacking NATO at NATO:
An inside look at Trump's vetting team looking for a new FBI Director:
GOP Congressmen in swing districts responding to town hall constituents' concerns:
Staffers' last thoughts before accepting a position at the White House:
Conservative intellectuals' thoughts on the future of Conservatism while watching Trump and Ryan bungle literally everything:
Trump's Director of LGBTQ Engagement playing it safe:
Trump reciting his positive affirmations after his Russian Twitter-bots assure him that it's the news that's lying to him:
Career State Department staffers stationed in France watching Trump tell Macron that he never backed Le Pen:
The President's official statement on any and all investigations:
Fox News pretending it's all liberal hysteria:
Spicer trying to sell it:
Paul Ryan trying to back it up:
Trump tweeting five minutes later:
The vengeful ghosts of Lincoln and the Republican Legacy:

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