Thread by @knobuddie

#BREAKING: #LEAKED recording of GOP strategy session. Unclear at this time if related to healthcare, tax policy, or basic moral aims.

#LEAKED White House junior staffers coming to an important realization:

Sean looking for bushes like:

Fox News trying to sell it like:

Paul Ryan contemplates his Faustian Bargain as breaking news hits:

But then he remembers he gets to hurt poor people AND give money to the super rich:

GOP Congressmen responding to CBO scores like:

Spicer prepping to answer for CBO scores and Trump attacking NATO at NATO:

An inside look at Trump's vetting team looking for a new FBI Director:

GOP Congressmen in swing districts responding to town hall constituents' concerns:

Staffers' last thoughts before accepting a position at the White House:

Conservative intellectuals' thoughts on the future of Conservatism while watching Trump and Ryan bungle literally everything:

Trump's Director of LGBTQ Engagement playing it safe:

Trump reciting his positive affirmations after his Russian Twitter-bots assure him that it's the news that's lying to him:

Career State Department staffers stationed in France watching Trump tell Macron that he never backed Le Pen:

The President's official statement on any and all investigations:

Fox News pretending it's all liberal hysteria:

Spicer trying to sell it:

Paul Ryan trying to back it up:

Trump tweeting five minutes later:

The vengeful ghosts of Lincoln and the Republican Legacy: