Thread by @SouthernHomo

We have decided to see what's up

I just finished the very first episode of #GameOfThrones

Too lazy to learn names right now so we have: the brunette bitches, the blonde bitches, and the platinum blonde bitches

Is doggy style the only sex position the people on #GameOfThrones know

I can't believe I've been so wrong for so long

But where are the gays?

"The next time you raise a hand to me...will be the last time you have hands"

The gays have arrived

Me to Daenerys at the end of season 1

I may be six years late catching up with #GameOfThrones

Season 1 vs Season 2 #GameOfThrones

Me to Sansa. We have decided to stan Arya, ladies

In terms of attractiveness: Jaime > Renley > Robb > Jon. Stay tuned for any updates.

Me waiting for this Joffrey bitch to die

I've seen so many boobs and ass and a handful of vag but where are the dicks?

When there's actually a sex scene that isn't manipulation/incest/rape/brothel

Me watching trash men die in #GameOfThrones

Me thinking about Jaime, Robb, and Jon

I keep forgetting about Jorah. A man. A daddy.

Me to Arya at the end of season 2

I can't believe Sansa has managed to slay alive all this time

"Slay alive." I didn't mean that typo...But did I just predict her future?

Okay but can we talk about TALISA???

When a new character gets introduced and I have to learn their name

Arya is serving Mulan realness. Posing as a male soldier to try and save Westeros. A true queen. We're stanning.

Daenerys and Drogon did THAT!

Me waiting for Bran's storyline to get interesting. Raisin bran boring ass

Raisin Bran is boring af and Sansa deserves what she is getting.

Don't let twitter suspend me until this thread makes it through all 7 seasons of #GameOfThones

John Snow eats pussy!!!!

DAARIO NAHARIS!!!!

(Raisin) Bran gets to have a special skill???

THE RED WEDDING

I just finished season 3

Daario grew a beard???!!!! The men of season 4 got me SHOOKT

Just wanted to give a shout out to my girl Brienne of Tarth. You've been doing amazing sweetie

THE BITCH IS DEAD

...They're gonna have sex??? Right in front of their dead son??

Me to Tyrion

Updated hot ranking: Daario > Robb > Renley > Jon > Jorah > Oberyn

We're stanning: Daenerys, Brienne, Olenna, Arya

Unrelated but does the actress who plays Cersei remind yall of Kiera Knightley? They both do that thing where they bite and talk thru teeth

Wow so nobody can trust Littlefinger?

Theon?? Reek?? He can choke.

I just...

OBERYN OMFG I SCREAMED

Okay but Tyrion at the end of season 4 really did that

Underappreciated #GameOfThrones characters appreciation tweet: Hodor, Sam, the fat boy who bakes cakes, Missandei, Grey Worm

Are potato sacks the new fashion at King's Landing in season 5?

Me trying to figure out how many years have passed since season 1

Okay but King Tommen is actually not that bad? And not evil? And low-key deserves to rule??? Can only mean one thing:

Yas my girl Arya training to be an ASSASSIN! Sansa could never!! Lady Stark who???

Okay these religious potato sack wearing mother fuckers have GOT TO GO

When I get through an entire episode without a brothel scene

Me trying to get through another scene featuring Stannis

This white gay who sold out his lover. Karma (And Arya too, prob) is coming for you bitch!!!

If Ramsey Bolton doesn't die a horrible death I'm gonna jump thru my screen and kill him myself!!!

Sansa: staying alive challenge
Arya: two faced challenge
Bran: witchcraft challenge
Jon: eat pussy challenge
Rickon: who cares challenge

When Cersei get locked up

Masked men: You gonna die now Danaerys

Drogon:

What do we say to the God of death?

Ok bitch Arya actually did THAT. Shookdt

I just finished season 5

Me starting season 6 of #GameOfThrones knowing I'm already bald and there's not a single hair left they can snatch

WHEN I TELL Y'ALL THAT WE ARE STANNING BRIENNE OF TARTH FOREVER

Jon Snow, season 6, episode 2:

Rickon could die and I'd be like

Daenerys ended slavery!! Abraham Lincoln who???

Daenerys always be walking out of fires like

Hodor's "hold the door" scene fucked me up

We are stanning Hodor FOREVER

It's been 15 minutes and I still haven't stopped crying about "Hold the door"

Okay but Sam's house???

Drogon. Viserion. Rhaegal.

Ramsey's starving dogs

When Cersei ends the fanatics

Me when Daenerys breaks up with Daario

Me to Arya at the end of season 6

Me starting season 7 knowing Daenerys is coming

If ANYTHING happens to Grey Worm and Missandei, I am boycotting season 8!!!

Me to every single Greyjoy

Why are y'all surprised I managed to binge this many episodes in a short time. A bitch stays above average

Cersei when she arranges marriages to form alliances

Me to Lady Olenna

Daenerys: Bend the knee

Jon Snow: My peop--

Me:

Me everytime Drogon manages to come thru at the last minute

Ever since I started this thread I keep seeing GoT stans in my mentions with their opinions. This is MY reaction thread!!

Me waiting for Littlefinger to die

Drogon really left Jaime shook

I just realized there are only 7 episodes in season 7...Where are my episodes 8, 9, and 10???

I don't want to sound dramatic but if another one of Dany's dragons dies, I'm gonna die too

Please stop asking me what I think about Margaery

I have one episode left

If Jon had gotten on Drogon when Dany asked him to instead of fighting wights, they could've all left in time and Viserion would be alive!!!

Cersei: Where is she???

Drogon: *screeches*

Danaerys:

Me when Littlefinger gets EXPOSEDT

Cersei: My army will help you in the Great War

Cersei two days later:

Jon Snow's butt tho

I just finished binging #GameOfThrones and now I have to wait until 2019

Me at the beginning of GoT and me at the end.

This thread will be revived at the premier of season 8

FINAL attractiveness ranking:

Daario (season 4) > Jaime > Robb > Jon > Khal Drogo > Grey Worm > Daario (season 3) > Renley > Oberyn > Jorah