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Sep 13, 2017 43 tweets 5 min read Read on X
Seriously, though, can we finally talk about how Lord of the Rings is one epic PR story covering up Middle Earth's secret drug wars?
It was all about the pipe weed, people. IT WAS ALL ALWAYS ABOUT THE PIPE WEED. And do you know who's at the center? The fucking Hobbits.

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Aug 30, 2017
A brief note on opinion: If you look at a cat and say, "In my opinion that's an iPhone" that's not an opinion that's just you being wrong.
The problem is if your dumb ass can get three other dumbasses to AGREE the cat is an iPhone then suddenly we all have to have "discourse."
And then come the thinkpieces. "ARE Cats Really iPhones?" "Why Telling People Who Think Cats Are iPhones They're Wrong Isn't the Answer"
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