Thread by @tyrionresists

Twas the night before #MuellerDay, when all through the White House
A fat creature was stress-eating, leaving not a crumb for a mouse...

@BrienneResister @cerseiresists @NightKingResist The bail money was stuffed in the wall-safe with care,
In hopes that #MuellerTime would be very 'fair'...

@BrienneResister @cerseiresists @NightKingResist The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of white suits and prison tennis danced in their heads...

@BrienneResister @cerseiresists @NightKingResist And Melania in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our contractual obligations regarding displays of affection before a nap...

@BrienneResister @cerseiresists @NightKingResist When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter...

@BrienneResister @cerseiresists @NightKingResist The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.

@BrienneResister @cerseiresists @NightKingResist When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But an unmarked black sleigh and 8 guys in SWAT gear...
#MuellerMonday Sleep Well Trump!