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Target Black Friday is like Walmart Black Friday...only with hotter chicks #Capitalism
Wow. They still make Teddy Ruxpin? I remember when you put a cassette in its back. We used to load him up with Metal Tapes. You haven’t seen ANYTHING until you see Teddy Ruxpin sing Creeping Death by Metallica... #capitalism #BlackFriday2017
You think that video of LA Thanksgiving Traffic gridlock was tough! You should’ve seen the clash of the carts! It was a gridlock stalemate for 10 minutes #capitalism #BlackFriday2017
Just overheard a girl shopping talking to her friend in the Checkout line. She was excited about going to college...to get her “Environmental Geology Degree”. Yeah, hang on to that thought, SJW
People can judge me all they want for shopping at Target, over that bathroom issue.
Once you can physically stop my wife from going there and THEN stop her from using her Red Card, THEN you can condemn me! 😆
Best part so far was watching people 15 minutes before the sale begins trying to sneak product off like they’re shoplifting only to get busted by the sales associates and embracingly having to put it back on the shelves #BlackFriday2017
Look, single men...you don’t need EHarmony or to even swipe left or right when you have a Target nearly.

You’re welcome.
Thanks for joining me in my live tweet mockery during my involuntary excursion into #BlackThursdayShopping on Thanksgiving Evening. The tryptophan makes me more docile & tolerable. /end

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I see these fools getting offended and not making the connection as to why they’re Fake News
Pretty easy:
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...Embassy (Quit correcting conversations & start correcting experiences-Like an edit button!)
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