Good to know TSA trusts their full-body scanners so much so that even with an “all-clear” reading they still feel compelled to pat down my hair #SecurityTheatre
Also, it’s my backpack and I want to put it in a tray because your garbage carousel attacks bag straps #SecurityTheatre
LAX renovated, but like why tf is it so hard to find room temp bottled water?
Two things that make no sense at LAX rn:
1. Wintertime Minions inflatable at this Southwest gate (srsly y tho?)
2. People at the bar at 8:55AM (srsly y tho?)
Some guy is walking around with a non-mechanical pencil behind his ear, but it’s not a Ticonderoga so like y tho?
These “don’t accept packages from unknown persons” announcements are so weird. Are there really ppl walking around like “hey, can you hold this bag for two flights?”
If LAX were just a room full of people’s dogs, I’d be okay with that
To the lady prancing about the terminal: North Face backpacks > Osprey backpacks

No one denies this
Boarded my flight an hour late, but it’s fine cause one of the flight attendants lowkey looks like Santa
I take that back. Lowkey Santa flight attendant wouldn’t let me use the restroom, he iz Grinchly
You know what would be really great? If another person could hack up a lung before we deplane #InfluenzaForChristmas #ColdsNotCoal
Louisville > every other city ever

Nobody denies this. If you do deny it, you’re nobody #facts
Exhibit A:
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