Thread by @carmella_nicole

Currently on a road trip in a rented Dodge Caravan and y’all whoever designed this car needs to delete their account

How do you have the Norman doors version of A/C controls? Why do these dials look like buttons? Why am I still trying to press these dials?! THEY LOOK LIKE BUTTONS, BUT AREN’T!

And why is there a spatial lag on where the rear seat A/C controls are located? No one wants other people’s arms snaking up beside them

Also, this light? How tf are you supposed to selectively turn this on while inside the car with the doors closed? WHY CAN’T I TURN THIS LIGHT ON?!

It’s literally a zero-sum equation for rear seat lights. All cabin lights have to be turned on JUST for back row lights? #nope #nothankyou

And why aren’t there any outlets under or on the backside of the center console? Was this van made in 1973?

Tried to recline the seat. I now know what bugs feel like when being eaten by Venus fly traps

I like Dodge, but this Dodge Caravan be like:

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