Thread by @ynjnks

#yoonjin text AU where rising underground rap sensation Agust D mistakingly sends a stranger (beloved actor Seokjin) the worst text imaginable and it kind of blows up.

Luck? Yoongi doesn't know her.

Unfortunately for Yoongi, he can't hide photographic evidence, so he embraces his fate head on.

When faced with the reality that you just sent THAT to THEM, improvise your solutions.

Hoseok, the mutual mutual between them, takes ALL the credit as if Yoongi didn't send the text originally.

Place your bets!

Could Min Suga be a breakout star? Jin thinks so.

He's too proud to be an actor.

Resident delinquent making a fool of himself without care.

But he doesn't care, he's got work to do today and Jin won't stop productivity in the Genius Lab.

Coincidence? No. They all know what's going on.

E to the X to the TRA boy you extra

Yoongi is a good man with better intentions, what did he ever do to deserve this.

*Jin voice* I'm sorry I'll do better

Min Suga: a whole salt block

Productivity? I don't know her.

Kim Seokjin: early morning anomaly

D gonna give it to ya

Why work when BED.

New and old friends combine their powers of being awful to drag our protagonist.

An opportunity presents itself.

But is the opportunity a worthwhile venture?

Yoongi thinks it might be.

Everyone reacts to opportunities different.

Hoseok requires responsibility from Yoongi first.

Namjoon, however, expresses worry.

If they could go anywhere in the world...

Min Yoongi: the king of projection

Smooth? Smooth.

🤔 Have you?

Min Yoongi: "Im only easy when Seokjin needs something".

Celebrities: They're just like you and me!

Poor, poor Namjoon.

A challenger approaches.

The plan is set in motion.

Yoongi reaches out to Seokjin, and changes his contact information.

Payback.

Yoongi finds his contact name for Taehyung is appropriate.

Development? A little.

Oh Taehyung what are you up to.

Subtle, sir.

Eyes emoji intensifies.

Rapline has THOUGHTS.

(And I found a new app, so I apologize for how things may seem weird while I'm figuring it out!)

Smooth sailing

Yoongi committed to his promise of the all nighters at the expense of his energy. Then there's Jin.

Hopes = crushed

Yoongi interrupts Jungkook's important conversation to vent. Yoongi is also bad at contact names.

Yoongi :(

Left on read

Poetic, or worrisome? Both? Neither?

Please, Yoongi.

After almost 5 days, Yoongi emerges from the depths of his isolation.

Support comes in all sorts of fashion.

So Yoongi talks.

This is no fairweather love. Especially not with the other 5 looming in the distance.

Maknaes been knew.

Hoseok comes in for the support.

Promises are kept and the world finally hears the truth.

He meant that conversation about Hawaii. Hope Hoseok and Namjoon are ready. 😎

Yoongi S U F F E R S.

Jin prepares his will.