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Finally got around to watching #StarWars #TheLastJedi

Wow, is it horrifically bad. Like Caddyshack 2 bad. It's exactly what I was worried about when #SJW Emo #Millennial #Soyboy got hold of it.
The simply wrecked and ruined the character of #LukeSkywalker. I mean it simply makes no damn sense. Any of it.

He wants to be left for dead......so he leaves a #DanBrown map to find him?!? Pathetic.
And NONE of the actions of the characters makes ANY sense in #TheLastJedi!!

1. If the pink haired harpy was planning on being a sacrificial decoy, why not do the hyperdrive attack RIGHT AWAY?!?!!

2. Why don't ANY of the other smaller ships do this MUCH earlier?!?
3. Why would the pink haired harpy not put the ship between the escape ships and the #FirstOrder ships?!?! Once the decoy is over, move to protect them...

4. Why why why why are we subjected to alien sea cow milking in #Thelastjedi?!?!? Who wants to see that?
5. The entire #Finn storyline was stupid. Utterly stupid and a waste of time. I loved his character in #TheForceAwakens. I despise him now.

The whole growth of him in TFA was growing out of his cowardice to learn the courage to face evil.

Totally undone in #TheLastJedi
6. The one chance #Finn has to grow & face his fear and save everyone by ramming the canon, Token McAsian takes him out by ramming his ship& recklessly almost killing them both. & she does so for no reason. She thinks she's going to "save" him by ramming his ship?!?!
I didn't think I could hate anything in the #StarWars universe more than #JarJar. I was wrong. Horribly wrong.

The entire #SJW casino plot line was brutal. A trillion $ business preaching about the "evil rich" is the height of hypocrisy, tone-deafness & lack of self-awareness
8. I wanted to ignite a #Lightsaber into the face of #Finn and Token McAsian for the "worth it" lines.

Your entire group of family, friends, and fellow soldiers are about to be brutally murdered.....

.... and freeing some ponies is "worth it"?!?!?

9. And can we talk about the kiss between Finn and Token McAsian in #TheLastJedi ???

There was more passion and chemistry when #MichaelScott kissed Oscar on #TheOffice
10. I mean, why not run with the obvious chemistry between #Rey and #Finn and then have #KyloRen create a love triangle with obvious light/dark side implications as well. Kylo as the temptation to the dark side and Finn as the pull of the light side on her.

11. Back to the actions of characters making no sense...

Why is Poe so focused on taking out the Dreadnaught???

He says it's because it's a "fleet killer".

Well you don't even have a fleet!!! The #Resistance has ONE ship. One.

12. The character of #LukeSkywalker represented hope, faith and belief in the world as it should be. Making him a coward who lets his evil pupil murder millions destroys the character forever

13. The #TheLastJedi movie was an attack on culture, knowledge, experience and the wisdom of elders. It's clear the writers have bought into our current society's lie that patrimony and Western Civilization is bad and evil.
To be continued...

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