🐡L I V E T R A N S L A T I O N🐡

of the #StateOfTheUnion address begins with the first words out of that sarlacc pit he calls a talkhole.

Dictionary:

Horseshit🔊🐡〰English

#SOTU

🔊🐡〰mr speaker, mr vice president, mr speaker, the first lady, and my fellow americans, I just peed a little. However, I am a God among you who has fixed everything. A little poo too.

🔊🐡〰Hey so it's been fucked up right but listen thanks to the following people who did some stuff I haven't yet managed to put the final nail in our national coffin. I of course take full credit for their accomplishments. I'm awesome. Check me out.

🔊🐡〰That guy right there. That guy got shot, and there he his. He's great. I'm great. These people are great. Stand up everyone I have to break Obama's record

🔊🐡〰I call on everyone to do as I say already. Come together and do what I tell you.

🔊🐡〰The state of our union is existential dread, and we're all having a collective panic attack. Right on.

🔊🐡〰Your chocolate rations have increased from four grams to two grams. You're welcome.

🔊🐡〰We stole so much money from you peasants it was awesome. I'm awesome. I could talk about how great i am all day.

🔊🐡〰You're gonna pay out the ass for doctors and medicine or you're gonna die. Have fun with that

🔊🐡〰I am gonna fuck that small business. It's beautiful. Excuse me.

Small business hello.

🔊🐡〰I require another ovation. On your feet, craftsman.

🔊🐡〰So many people are getting laid off and whoever is left gets a tiny little bit of their money.
We keep the rest of course.

🔊🐡〰You're fucked unless you're rich. Proper fucked.

🔊🐡〰PRAISE JESUS YOU MOTHERFUCKERS STAND THE FUCK UP AGAIN.

Also these soldiers are good. I'm good. Great.

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