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Of the #StateOfTheUnion official #RealDemocrat™ response begins with the first words out of his silver spoon holder.

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Hooahshet🔊🐡〰English

#SOTU

🔊🐡〰Thanks everyone I'm rich like that guy but i really care about you as you can tell by all this hard work equipment behind me as i speak.

🔊🐡〰I apologize for my cadence and severe inflections, I've been doing a little blow backstage

🔊🐡〰Now behold peasants and watch me feel an emotion. Two emotions. Three. I am versatile and i feel how you feel as you can tell by the hard work equipment behind me.

🔊🐡〰This administration isn't just targeting the laws that protect us, but they're using their outside voices to do it. We 👏will👏use👏inside👏voices👏

🔊🐡〰They are pulling away the veil that once obscured the ethical and moral detrius at the core of our national character and I will not stand for that no sir. We choose the veil!

🔊🐡〰We choose the veil because it alleviates me of the guilt of being obscenely rich without imposing the responsibility of helping those who aren't.

🔊🐡〰We choose the veil because of we went at the rot we would lose some of our power to these peasants who just don't know any better.

🔊🐡〰All the people whose labor we've stolen, whose movements we've appropriated, and whose activism we've coopted toward opposite ends, You are part of our story. We appreciate the public image conferred on us by the media when we talk about you.

🔊🐡〰We need to unite under the veil and dismantle this fascist regime in the name of neoliberalism.

🔊🐡〰God bless the rich who care for the poor as evidenced by the hard work equipment behind us, and God bless the united states of ICE IS THE GESTAPO WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS THE TAKEAWAY FROM TONIGHT IS

🚨ICE IS THE GESTAPO🚨