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Feb 6, 2018 7 tweets 5 min read Twitter logo Read on Twitter
According to Donald Trump’s new standard for treason, @SpeakerRyan might wanna get a lawyer.

Sorry Paul, we don’t make the rules, your piece of shit cult leader @realDonaldTrump does 🤷🏼‍♂️
I feel like @SpeakerBoehner might have a case because he clapped, but I suggest lawyering up also. Who knows with this nutjob @realDonaldTrump 🤷🏼‍♂️
Well shit, looks good ole @tedcruz is in some hot treasonous water as well! Sorry, Ted he’s your guy 🤷🏼‍♂️
Me that TWO counts of treason for @SpeakerRyan ✌🏻
Sorry @jasoninthehouse but doing a rimshot after President Obama’s joke looks like it might fall in the Trump treasonous category as well. Lawyer up bud 😬
Unlike some... @realDonaldTrump

@BarackObama always handled himself with true class and grace, no matter the “treasonous” disrespect he received throughout his presidency and every one of this #SOTU addresses ❤️
I’m not saying it’s “treasonous” by Trump’s standards, butttt someone in his camp might wanna investigate this angry woman in the crowd at his #SOTU 🤷🏼‍♂️

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