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Oh my goodness. OH MY GOODNESS 😳
So about this #InfinityWar trailer...
I can say with full confidence that everyone in this movie is FUCKED 😂😂😂

Except maybe The Wakandans. Maybe.

Tony talmbout they got at least one thing on Thanos since he is coming to them and I'm just like "okay just because we have homefield advantage doesn't mean Space Deebo is not finna whoop our ass IN OUR HOME 😩"

...They're still trying to push this tired RomaBanner/BannerNoff romance on us. Jesus be an apocalypse and decimate it 😒

And look. I love Steve Rogers. Lord knows I do. That's my homie and lover in my head. But...SETTING THIS MAN UP AGAINST THANOS IN A GLORIFIED ARM-WRESTLING MATCH IS A GUARANTEED L. WHO DID THIS 😩😩😩

They finally got Tony and Space Tony--I mean Star-Lord meeting. I wonder if they'll have a snark battle for the death and who will win 😒

Oh so we FINALLY get more on Gamora's backstory with Thanos besides her being token green alien girl love interest to Space Tony? Ugh, bless The Russo Brothers. They stay righting the MCU's wrongs.
So...can we talk about how Thanos is squeezing Thor's head like a pimple in this trailer and how this man CRUSHED the cosmic cube with HIS BARE HANDS.


This man also changed out of his Nike shorts and thippers and into his Xena body armor lolololol see me see trouble-o 😭

Also let's talk about how we alluded to using Vision as bait to get Thanos. I mean...I was thinking it to but I didn't think anyone was gonna say it LOL

On the plus side, T'Challa looks good. And healthy. And strong. Steve and Bucky do too. Beards and hair all moisturized and ish.

...I am glad Peter pointed out how nonsensical Strange's last name is 😂. I'm hoping I get that kind of snark from him and Shuri the entire movie 😂

And lolololol the Wakandans gotta be feeling some type of way.

Are the Wakandans probably mad that Thanos shows up right as they open their borders? Probably. But is it gonna make for a good movie?

...I just remember that Loki offered Thanos the cosmic cube as some sort of peace offering in the last trailer and Thanos crushed it like an expired Pringle in this trailer. This man is so petty I'M SICK 😭

The good news: This movie is gonna be awesome.
The bad news: This movie is gonna ruin me.
The really bad news: Everyone is gonna die.
The abysmal news: There's no way my man's Steve makes it to the end of the movie and I just--

Okay, I've rambled enough. What y'all think of this trailer? 🤔

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