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UKGov: "The Russians poisoned the #Skripals !!"
Public: "Evidence?"
UKGov: "#Novichok, only Russia has it!"
OPCW: "Nope, can't find anything that says Russia here"
Sweden: "4 weeks later and the purity is so high?"
Public: "And now? What other evidence?"
UKGov: "Er, it's secret."
Public: "What do the Skripals say?"
UKGov: "We have released a statement on their behalf."
CIA: "We hiding them..."
Public: "WTF is the CIA doing here?"
UKGov: "Er, it's a secret."
Russians: "Why is France involved?"
UKGov: *silence*

A few weeks later: UK, US and France bomb #Syria..

The End.


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