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#PeoplesSOTU will have “Sam” from “Who’s The boss Boss” (@Alyssa_Milano) mine for her relevancy, while @chelseahandler pivots with a 5th of vodka to become an drunken activist who could use a Golden shower to get the stank off @DLoesch @INDIO_RADIO
Oprah will emerge and join Gail in equally distributing white sedans to Americans a la Soviet Union styled via audience member seat lottery
Michael Moore will go to that “bowling for columbine” bank and reject the free firearm for opening a savings account in lieu of the free toaster he could use to make a plethora of neutella and jam slices he could muscle down his prickly trough
